Wishing to be young again

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Beautiful young woman walking past 2 old men
😊

One old man said to another:
    Looking at her makes me wish I was 20 again.

2nd old man:
    Are you nuts ?
    For 5 minutes of fun,
    you want to work for another 45 years ?

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Dog wants chair back

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(Guy sitting at home ...)

Guy to dog:
    What is it, boy ?
    You want to play fetch ?
    Go for a walk ?
    Hungry ?

Dog:
    I want you to get out of my chair.

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Wish for more genies

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Guy: (Rubing an oil lamp)

Genie: (Out of the lamp)
    Behold !
    I am the Genie of the lamp,
    and I have come to grant you three wishes !
    What is thy first wish ?

Guy:
    More wishes !

Genie:
    A genie can only grant three wishes.
    This is the law.

Guy:
    More genies !

Genie: (With three more genies)
    Fuck.

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Wish your friends fat

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Please God,
if you can't make me thin,
make my friends fat !

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Old fairy wants one wish

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Old fairy to rich handsome guy:

"I gave you three wishes.
Now damn it, you give me one !"

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Woman who wishes for no housework, no cooking, no cleaning ...

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Woman: I wish for ...

no housework,
no cooking,
no cleaning ...

*** Poof ***

[Woman turns into a man]

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