One yank and they are off

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One woman to another (on a 3rd woman):

She wears cheap knickers ...
One yank and they are off.

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Pull strings

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(Seaview Hotel ... Full)

Hotel reception clerk to curvy buxom lady:
To get you a room, I'll have to pull a few strings.

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Thief stole purse from woman

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(In a courtroom.)

Judge to woman:
You say the accused tried to steal the purse
you kept down the front of your blouse.
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Well sir, I didn't know it was my purse
he was after at the time !

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(Police apprehended a thief.)

Police to woman:
When this man stole your purse
from your knickers, Madam,
didn't you feel him groping about ?
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Yes officer.
But I didn't think he was after my purse !

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Too late !

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In a hospital ...
Women's ward ...

One woman to another:
I didn't see him coming till it was too late !

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Influencing jury in a trial

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In a trial ...
Woman lifts up her skirt 😊


Judge to woman:

Remember,
Miss Susan,
You mustn't try to influence the jury.
So be careful what you say.

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Conversation about sleeping with husband

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Woman 1:  I sleep with my husband 3 time a week.
Woman 2:  I only do so once a week.
Woman 1:  But you don't have a husband !

Woman 2:
    Oh,
    I thought we were talking about your husband.

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This is your life !

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Presenter announces:
Blimey !

If you have any children in the house,
switch your darn set off !


(A Bamforth card ... on THIS IS YOUR LIFE)

"This Is Your Life" was a
television documentary and reality series/show.

In the program, the presenter surprised
celebrity guests with a show documenting
their lives ...

in front of an audience, including participation
from colleagues, friends, and family.

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Tugging at car's handbrake

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Woman learner driver to car instructor:

I don't think I've got the hang of this handbrake.
I keep tugging at it, but it won't go down !

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No panties on Saturday

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Panties are labelled with the days of the week:
"Monday", "Tuesday, "Wednesday" ... etc.


Woman to salesgirl:

I'll take one of each.
But skip Saturday.
That's date night for me !

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Husband is in the garden

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Two women talking to each other

1st one : Where is your husband ?
2nd one: We had an argument. He is in the garden.
1st one : I was there and I didn't see him.
2nd one: Dig deeper.

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One woman can handle many men's work

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In a job interview:


Interviewer:
We're looking for someone
who can do the work of six men.

Woman:
That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !

Interviewer:
We're looking for someone
who can do the work of two men.

Woman:
Oh, so it's only part-time ?

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3rd job promotion in a week

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A big congratulations to my friend Debbie
on her third promotion in a week.

I don't know how you do it ?  :-)
( So obvious ... Lots of praying ! )

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Poke walking pole at a bum

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Karen & Lisa in a bushwalk to
Barren Grounds Nature Reserve
(from Hoddles Track),
near Kiama, NSW, Australia.

Date: 2022 May

Trip report and more photographs:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/15fX-0wMVCS9GgDQ8iaJIeumqX_fDoppo/view?usp=sharing


Now, what is Karen doing to Lisa's bum
with the hiking pole ???

Look at the smirk on Lisa's face.
Is this her way of saying she likes what
Karen had done with the hiking pole ???
And now she is returning the favour  :-)

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Female archaeologists

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Fun fact:

A majority of archaeologists are women
due to their natural ability to dig up the past.

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How to judge a woman

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How to judge a woman by the way she dresses 😊
- Prude
- Old fashioned
- Bore
- Tease
- Cheeky
- Asking for it
- Slut
- Whore

Hhmmm ...
Don't measure a woman's worth by her clothes.

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Cruel male-dominated culture

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Caucasian woman:
"Everything covered but her eyes.
What a cruel male-dominated culture !"

Muslim woman:
"Nothing covered but her eyes.
What a cruel male-dominated culture !"

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Skull or Woman

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What do you see here ?
Skull or woman

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A good trade !

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1st woman: "I got this horse for my husband."
2nd woman: "Sounds like a good trade to me."

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Be positive

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One woman to another:
"Tragic really, he died because no one knew his blood type.
I'll never forget the last words he whispered to me ...
... Be Positive !"

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Running away

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I don't know about you ...

But I've thought about running away
more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

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