Pickpocket rehabilitation

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Pickpocket rehabilitation at nude beach

Pickpocket: Pfft ! ...
                     Damn !  Everyone here is nude !
Nudist 1:      Ah !  A new member ...
                     Welcome to our club, my friend !
Nudist 1 again: You don't seem very happy.
                           Is something wrong ?

Pickpocket: Well, forget about that !
                     Why are all of you here ?
Nudist 1:      I'm a banker. I work hard all year.
                     so I'm here to relax.

Pickpocket to nudist 2: And you ?
Nudist 2:      I'm a lawyer ... I love nudism !
                     I've been coming here for 10 years !
Nudist 3:      I'm a computer programmer ...
                     Here everyone is nude
                     and are all the same.
                     It's nice !

Nudist 1:      And you, Sir ?

Pickpocket: I'm a pickpocket.
Nudist 1:      Huh ?

Pickpocket: My doctor sent me here
                     for rehabilitation !

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Matching colours

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Girl on beach ... with matching colour clothes

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Merry Xmas !

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Merry Xmas !

Australian Christmas Santa is made of sand on the beach  :-)

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Bare breasts at beach

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Husband to wife:

Jesus Helen,
You can't go on to the beach like that !
It's obscene !

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Flying carpet

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Flying carpet on a beach   :-)

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Sand removal service - by vacuum cleaner

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At a beach:

Man offers vacuum cleaning
to remove sand from crack of ass and crotch.   :-)

To all those who are unemployed ...
You can earn an income this way !

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Anti-depressant works best on a Caribbean beach

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Doctor to patient:

This anti-depressant works best
if you take it with water lapping
near your hammock on a Caribbean beach.

Will health insurance cover for the Caribbean trip ?

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Footprints of animals

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Animal footprints through the ages

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Penis guard

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Penis guard for man on beach

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Shadows on beach

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Funny 😊

You may like to create similar shadows
next time you are on a beach.

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Lady selling Margaritas on the beach

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For all of you folks thirsting for ways
to make a buck 😊 ...

And they say there are no new business ideas !?!

Here is a lady selling Margaritas on the beach,
reportedly clearing $1250.00 per day.
The jobs are out there!

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