In a museum

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(In a museum)

Even a mummy's penis is aroused
by a scantily dressed museum assistant
showing her red panties and bare thighs !

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One glass a day

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I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.

My doctor said, "Only 1 glass of alcohol a day."

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Newton's 3rd law of emotion

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Newton's Third Law of Emotion:
   For every male action,
   There is a female over reaction.

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Sit on a problem

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(Woman sitting on top of a guy)

I'm not sure if I want to marry you, Jack !
I'll sit on it for a while.

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Sick wife makes husband's breakfast

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(This is for all you women
who think all men are heartless ...
Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?)


My wife was so sick this morning ...
that I had to carry her to the kitchen
to make my breakfast.

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If science teachers look after swings ...

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(Swings in school playground)

Why science teachers are not asked
to monitor school recess.

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