Qualifications for a job

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(Big breasts and bare thighs woman ...
in a job interview)

Woman to male boss:
    Qualifications ? ...
    You are looking at them !

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Guy stared at food becuase he didn't order it

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In a restaurant ...
Large breast girl to guy:

I told you should have order this.
You haven't stopped staring at it.

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Pull strings

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(Seaview Hotel ... Full)

Hotel reception clerk to curvy buxom lady:
To get you a room, I'll have to pull a few strings.

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If you see anything you fancy, just grab it

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While shopping in a supermarket ...

Wife to husband:
If you see anything you fancy, just grab it.

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I'll have these two ripe ones

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Customer to nubile fruit salesgirl:
I'll have these two ripe ones, love !

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Both lumps are very tender

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Nubile meat salesgirl to customer:
Look, both lumps are very tender, Sir !

(Hey lady,
No need to tell him to look 😊
He is already looking intently ! 😊)

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Making mountains out of molehills

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(In a party)

Wife to husband:
    And what has she got that I haven't ?

Husband:
    Oh be reasonable Mabel.
    Don't try to make mountains out of molehills !

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Bus - bust

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Two guys at a bus stop:

1st guy : Look Alfred, bus 29 !
2nd guy: Nay lad, she's 42 at least !

(A Bamforth card,
made in Holmfirth West Yorkshire)

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Enjoy the present

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Palms read in a carnival fair

At Madame Zora
    Know the future - $2

With a curvy buxom lady
    Enjoy the present - $33

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Breasts on the menu

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In a restaurant

Woman:
    See anything you fancy on the menu, Joe ?

Joe:
    Yes, your yummy breasts !

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Sophia Loren's sideway glance at Jayne Mansfield's boobs

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The most iconic Hollywood photo:

Sophia Loren's sideway glance at
Jayne Mansfield's boobs

1957

Romanoff's - Beverly Hills, CA

The occasion was a welcome party organized
by Paramount for the then newcomer
Sophia Loren.

Jane Mansfield was also a guest.

Then the blonde bombshell Jane
gate-crashed Sophia's table !


"She came right for my table,” said Sophia.

"She knew everyone was watching.
She sat down.

And now, she was barely ... Listen.
Look at the picture. Where are my eyes ?"

"I’m staring at her nipples because
I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate.
In my face you can see the fear."

"I’m so frightened that everything in her dress
is going to blow – BOOM ! –
and spill all over the table."

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Cleavage is like the sun

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Cleavage is like the sun.

You can glance at it for only a second,
but if you wear sunglasses,
you can look much longer.

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What is wrong with this picture?

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Something is not right with this picture.
Can you see it?

(Answer is in the comment section.)

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iBoob

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News from Apple

Apple Computers announced today
that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music
in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough,
because women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and
not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

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Job interview & breast size

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Success in job interview
is directly proportional to breast size.

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