Guy stared at food becuase he didn't order it

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In a restaurant ...
Large breast girl to guy:

I told you should have order this.
You haven't stopped staring at it.

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Women want to see the Loch Ness Monster

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In a boat ... at Loch Ness Boat Hire

One woman to another ...
(while looking up at a Scotsman wearing a kilt):

"Wait a bit longer ...
We might be lucky enough to see
the Loch Ness Monster."

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Short thriller in a library

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(In a library)
Patron to librarian:

Don't bother to come down Miss.
I can see where the short thrillers are !

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If you see anything you fancy, just grab it

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While shopping in a supermarket ...

Wife to husband:
If you see anything you fancy, just grab it.

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I'll have these two ripe ones

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Customer to nubile fruit salesgirl:
I'll have these two ripe ones, love !

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Both lumps are very tender

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Nubile meat salesgirl to customer:
Look, both lumps are very tender, Sir !

(Hey lady,
No need to tell him to look 😊
He is already looking intently ! 😊)

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Bus - bust

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Two guys at a bus stop:

1st guy : Look Alfred, bus 29 !
2nd guy: Nay lad, she's 42 at least !

(A Bamforth card,
made in Holmfirth West Yorkshire)

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Lost knickers

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Lost Property clerk holding knickers to blonde girl

Blonde to Lost Property clerk:
You take a damn lot of convincing, Mister !!!

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Big boobs should be handicapped

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Blimey -
With those big boobs,
she ought to be handicapped !

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Breasts on the menu

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In a restaurant

Woman:
    See anything you fancy on the menu, Joe ?

Joe:
    Yes, your yummy breasts !

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Women outpace men when jogging

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One woman to another:
"It's great how we always manage to outpace all the guys when we go jogging !"

Personally ...
I rather run in front ... backward of course !

Although ...
I've always been behind the women's movement.

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Two clowns

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If you look really closely, you'll see 2 clowns ...

... Staring at each other.

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Cleavage is like the sun

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Cleavage is like the sun.

You can glance at it for only a second,
but if you wear sunglasses,
you can look much longer.

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Beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator

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This morning ...

I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at her boobs when she said,
"Would you please press one?"

So I did.
I don't remember much after that.

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Breasts change the path of light, according to the theory of relativity

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According to the theory of relativity,
massive objects like breasts,
can change the path of light  :-)

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iBoob

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News from Apple

Apple Computers announced today
that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music
in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough,
because women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and
not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

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Nurse exposes breasts

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Nurse exposes breasts,
so patient's eyes can be wide open for
eye drops  :-)

One nurse to another:
Ok, his eyes are wide open.  Now put the drops in !

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