My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic,
and that from the beginning,
he warned all the people that the ship would sink.
But nobody listened to him.
He was a brave man.
He did not give up.
He warned them again and again ...
on several occasions ...
Until they kicked him out of the cinema.
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If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic ...
- There is no iceberg.
- We won't hit an iceberg.
- I knew it was an iceberg
before anyone else knew.
- No one knows icebergs better than I do.
- The penguins brought the iceberg here.
- No one could have predicted the iceberg.
- We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship.
- The crew is spreading fake news about icebergs.
- Some of you have to drown.
- I am the best captain, ask anyone.
Captain Smith of the Titanic went down
with the ship.
Captain Donald Trump would have been
on the very first life boat,
and won't be sharing it with others.
But before then, Donald Trump would tell everyone
there are just a few liters of seawater
in the lower decks;
once it get's warmer they'll dry out
and everything will be fine.
Background: Donald Trump is regarded by all
as the worst president of the United States !
The above joke is a reference to his handling of
the Coronavirus / COVID-19 pandemic in 2020 ...
You can substituted "iceberg" in the joke with
"Coronavirus".
People said they would rather die
instead of voting for Hillary Clinton
in the 2016 US presidential election.
Well, they reaped what they sowed ...
They are dying now from Coronavirus,
all because they voted for Donald Trump :-)
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: name?
Stranger: Chun Wu at your service
You: Alexander Goldberg
Stranger: sup
You: u kno i never forgave u koreans
for attacking Peal Harbour
Stranger: uhh. i'm chinese ...
and that was the japanese
who attacked it
You: chinese, japanese, korean ...
whats the difference
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u serious?
You: yeah
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews
for sinking the Titanic
You: That was an iceberg
Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg,
whats the difference
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