If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic

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If Donald Trump had captained the Titanic ...

- There is no iceberg.
- We won't hit an iceberg.
- I knew it was an iceberg before anyone else knew.
- No one knows icebergs better than I do.
- The penguins brought the iceberg here.
- No one could have predicted the iceberg.
- We cannot allow an iceberg to stop our ship.
- The crew is spreading fake news about icebergs.
- Some of you have to drown.
- I am the best captain, ask anyone.

Captain Smith of the Titanic went down with the ship. Captain Donald Trump would have been on the very first life boat, and won't be sharing it with others.

But before then, Donald Trump would tell everyone there are just a few liters of seawater in the lower decks; once it get's warmer they'll dry out and everything will be fine.


Background: Donald Trump is regarded by all as the worst president of the United States !

The above joke is a reference to his handling of the Coronavirus / COVID-19 pandemic in 2020 ...
You can substituted "iceberg" in the joke with "Coronavirus".

People said they would rather die instead of voting for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 US presidential election. Well, they reaped what they sowed ... they are dying now from Coronavirus, all because they voted for Donald Trump  :-)

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