Wife finds her teeth

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(Old couple, in bed)

Wife to Husband:
Ooh ! ...
I think I've found my teeth.

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One word or two ?

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In a rest home ~~~

Old man     : How do you feel about sex ?
Old woman: I like it infrequently.
Old man     : Is that one word or two ?

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Senior citizens - Bum like pumpkin

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Husband to pumpkin: I made you a cup of tea, dear.
Wife: I'm over here.

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Miracle happens when you stare at keys long enough

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Wife:  What are you staring at, Earl ?
Husband:  That set of keys on the floor.
Wife:  These ?
Husband:  Thanks.  I knew if I looked at them long enough, someone would pick them up.

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Swollen knees :-)

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Husband to wife:

"Are your knees swollen ?
Or are you going braless again ?

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Pearl teeth in moonlight

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Old man: "In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls."
Old woman: "Who's Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her ?!"

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Old woman needs glasses to watch news

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Old woman to husband:

"If we're gonna watch the news,
I'll need my glasses ..."

     [ Fetching 2 glasses of wine ]

"That's better."

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Perfect eyesight

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Wife: "I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits?"
Husband: "Your eyesight is perfect."

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Love for old couple

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Love is supporting each other in old age.

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