(Guy sitting at home ...)
Guy to dog:
What is it, boy ?
You want to play fetch ?
Go for a walk ?
Hungry ?
Dog:
I want you to get out of my chair.
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(Husband in bed with another woman)
Wife to Husband:
Steve, you promised you had never sleep
with another woman again !
Husband:
Relax, it is the same woman
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(In a job interview)
Interviewer:
You are hired.
Starting pay is twenty bucks an hour.
Later, it can go up to thirty.
Job applicant:
Ok, I'll start later then.
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