Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Dog wants chair back


(Guy sitting at home ...)

Guy to dog:
    What is it, boy ?
    You want to play fetch ?
    Go for a walk ?
    Hungry ?

Dog:
    I want you to get out of my chair.




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Friday, May 8, 2026

Relax, it is the same woman


(Husband in bed with another woman)

Wife to Husband:
Steve, you promised you had never sleep
with another woman again !

Husband:
Relax, it is the same woman



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Sunday, May 3, 2026

Start work later


(In a job interview)

Interviewer:
You are hired.
Starting pay is twenty bucks an hour.
Later, it can go up to thirty.

Job applicant:
Ok, I'll start later then.




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