Clock hands are a woman's legs

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Clock hands are a woman's legs

I'm waiting for 9:15

Mid-night is ok.
Or wake up at the crack of dawn, 6am.

Hhmmm ... Better to adjust the time myself !

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Alcohol is bad for women's legs

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Guy      : May I buy you a drink ?
Woman: Oh, no thanks, alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy      : Do they swell ?
Woman: No, they spread.

Guy      : May I buy you a cocktail ?
Woman: Alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy      : Do they swell ?
Woman: No. They spread.

Woman 1: I had to stop drinking alcohol because of my legs.
Woman 2: Why, do they swell ?
Woman 1: No, they spread.

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Scenery drawing by a kid

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Scenery drawing by a kid.
Mountains and waterfall are like a nude woman  :-)

Ques: How did the kid manage to get away
without being punished ???

Ans: Why should the kid be punished ?
Unless the teacher has a dirty mind  :-)

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Jewellery used as a remote control

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The first remote control device ever invented ...
to open a girl's legs.

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It is just a lamp

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Your dirty mind

It's just a lamp.
What did you think it was ?

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