Friday, October 28, 2022

Xmas shopping list for wife and husband

Wife's Xmas shopping list :
    Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3
    Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother
    Teacher 1, Teacher 2, Teacher's aide
    Neighbour 1, Neighbour 2, Neighbour 3
    Grandparents, Nieces, Nephews
    Secret Santa at work

Husband's Xmas shopping list :
    Secret mistress

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Thursday, October 13, 2022

Wooden motorcycle wooden start

It's got a wooden frame,
               wooden engine,
               wooden wheels,
               wooden gas tank,

Did he ride the motorbike ?

No, wooden start  :-)

My motorbike had a steel frame, a steel motor and steel wheels.
That steel wouldn’t start either !

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Saturday, October 8, 2022

Not that sick to drink water

"For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And I when have a cold, I drink Schnapps."

"When do you drink water ?"

"I've never been that sick."

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