An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
The doctor used to give the girl a rose daily.
The engineer used to give her an apple.
Girl got confused and asked the engineer:
    "There is a meaning of giving rose. Why are you giving apple ?"
Engineer replied: "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

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Chinese Adam and Eve - 2

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese ...
They had roasted the snake !

(Instead of being tempted by the snake
to try the apple.)

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Single-core Apple processor

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I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it is only a single-core processor.

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Chinese Adam and Eve

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If Adam and Eve had been Chinese,
we would still be in Paradise,
because they would have eaten the snake
instead of the apple.

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In memory of Steve Jobs who went to Heaven on 2011-10-05

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Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud:

"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"

Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:

"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"

God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:

"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."

God in iCloud to Moses:

"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."

"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"

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