Tip is the whole thing

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(In a bar / restaurant)

Waitress 1:
That guy is my best customer.

Waitress 2:
Did he give you a good tip.

Waitress 1:
Tip ?  He gave me the whole thing.

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No one will notice your hearing aide

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(In a doctor's office)

Doctor to large-breasted blonde:
    Believe me, Miss Blake.
    No one will ever notice
    you're wearing a hearing aid.

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She blew it

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( Woman under a restaurant table )

Waiter tripped ...
by the woman's legs sticking out under the table.


Well, she blew it 😊😊😊

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