One man's Funnies: Breast

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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Qualifications for a job

(Big breasts and bare thighs woman ...
in a job interview)

Woman to male boss:
Qualifications ? ...
You are looking at them !

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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Guy stared at food becuase he didn't order it

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In a restaurant ...
Large breast girl to guy:

I told you should have order this.
You haven't stopped staring at it.

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Thursday, January 8, 2026

Pull strings

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(Seaview Hotel ... Full)

Hotel reception clerk to curvy buxom lady:
To get you a room, I'll have to pull a few strings.

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Saturday, January 3, 2026

Luck dip into woman's breast

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(In a carnival fair, at a Lucky Dip stall)

Woman to guy:
Watch it mate. You're not that lucky !

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

If you see anything you fancy, just grab it

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While shopping in a supermarket ...

Wife to husband:
If you see anything you fancy, just grab it.

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Monday, October 13, 2025

I'll have these two ripe ones

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Customer to nubile fruit salesgirl:
I'll have these two ripe ones, love !

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Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Both lumps are very tender

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Nubile meat salesgirl to customer:
Look, both lumps are very tender, Sir !

(Hey lady,
No need to tell him to look 😊
He is already looking intently ! 😊)

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Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Making mountains out of molehills

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(In a party)

Wife to husband:
And what has she got that I haven't ?

Husband:
Oh be reasonable Mabel.
Don't try to make mountains out of molehills !

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Friday, May 23, 2025

Bus - bust

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Two guys at a bus stop:

1st guy : Look Alfred, bus 29 !
2nd guy: Nay lad, she's 42 at least !

(A Bamforth card,
made in Holmfirth West Yorkshire)

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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Enjoy the present

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Palms read in a carnival fair

At Madame Zora
Know the future - $2

With a curvy buxom lady
Enjoy the present - $33

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Monday, March 3, 2025

Big boobs should be handicapped

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Blimey -
With those big boobs,
she ought to be handicapped !

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Sunday, February 23, 2025

Breasts on the menu

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In a restaurant

Woman:
See anything you fancy on the menu, Joe ?

Joe:
Yes, your yummy breasts !

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Tuesday, August 8, 2023

Muslim women

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The dutch text is:

We are holy.
We hide our hair so men don't get tempted.

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Sunday, August 28, 2022

Sophia Loren's sideway glance at Jayne Mansfield's boobs

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The most iconic Hollywood photo:

Sophia Loren's sideway glance at
Jayne Mansfield's boobs

1957

Romanoff's - Beverly Hills, CA

The occasion was a welcome party organized
by Paramount for the then newcomer
Sophia Loren.

Jane Mansfield was also a guest.

Then the blonde bombshell Jane
gate-crashed Sophia's table !

"She came right for my table,” said Sophia.

"She knew everyone was watching.
She sat down.

And now, she was barely ... Listen.
Look at the picture. Where are my eyes ?"

"I’m staring at her nipples because
I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate.
In my face you can see the fear."

"I’m so frightened that everything in her dress
is going to blow – BOOM ! –
and spill all over the table."

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Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Count the number of buttons

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Quiz time !
Count the number of buttons.

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Friday, April 8, 2022

Mathematical equations for breasts

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Simple curve

A simple mathematical equation
for a buxom lady's breasts:

y = (1 - (|x|-1)^2)^0.5
which is equivalent to
y = Sqrt(2*|x| - x^2)

A plot of the real part of the breasts,
ignoring the imaginary part :-)

Not good enough for you ?
Try the next one !

More realistic curve

y = Sqrt(1 - (|x|-1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x+1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x-1)^2)
which is equivalent to
y = Sqrt(2*|x| - x^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x+1)^2) + Sqrt(0.01 - (x-1)^2)

A plot of the real part of the breasts,
again ignoring the imaginary part :-)

More complicated equation

This one was taken from somewhere
on the internet few years ago.
Unfortunately, now I couldn't find the source
nor the author anymore :-(

y =
sqrt(1 - (x+3/2)^2 / (1+(x+3/2)^10)^(1/5))
+ sqrt(1 - (10x+15)^2 / (1+(10x+15)^10)^(1/5)) /10
+ sqrt(1 - (x-3/2)^2 / (1+(x-3/2)^10)^(1/5))
+ sqrt(1 - (10x-15)^2 / (1+(10x-15)^10)^(1/5)) /10