Darling, I'm home

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(In a pub)

Woman 1:
What's the worst thing your husband said
while you were having sex ?

Woman 2:
Hi, Darling, I'm home.

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Travel the world until money runs out

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I'm going to quit my job and travel the world
until I run out of money.

It looks like I should be home again
by about 9pm tonight !

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Tortoise & Hare race

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Tortoise: First one home wins.
Hare:       Deal   ...   Dammit.

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