My mother is my first scammer

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Mom to child:
Give me your money, I'll keep it safe for you.

And that's how I met the first scammer of my life,
my mom.

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Children's test

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In a Children's test :

Write five words you can spell (5 marks) :
1  five
2  words
3  you
4  can
5  spell
                  Very clever !

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Children in the dark make mistakes

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English teacher:
    Give me the opposite of this sentence:
    "Children in the dark make mistakes."

Student:
    "Mistakes in the dark make children."

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Local children used in witch's brew

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One witch to another: "I only use local children."

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Coffee vs toddler

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May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.

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Parenting & Childing

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Sure, sometimes I question my parenting.
But to be fair, sometimes I also question my kids' childing.

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Husband and wife getting ready to go out

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Getting ready to go out ...
Difference between husband and wife !

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Difference between mother and children on 1st day of school

Mother jumps up with joy on first day of school.

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Poke at weddings and funerals

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Old people at weddings always poke me
and say you are next.

So I started doing the same thing to them
at funerals.

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Kangaroo sex

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Kangaroo sex ...

One reason why you don't want to
take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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