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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Too late !

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In a hospital ...
Women's ward ...

One woman to another:
I didn't see him coming till it was too late !

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Friday, January 13, 2023

So adorable !!!

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Baby - Sierra Edyvane

So adorable and cute !!!
You can't help cracking up !!!

Photo by: Jessica Naomi Edyvane
2022 January
Brisbane, Qld, Australia

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Sunday, November 28, 2021

Child: Mummy ? Where do babies come from ?

Mother: Oh ... Erm ... Well dear,
a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married.
Then one night they go into the bedroom
and they kiss and hug and have sex ...
That means the daddy puts his penis
into the mummy's vagina ...
And that's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh okay ...
But the other night I went into your bedroom
and dad put his penis in your mouth !
What do you get when you do that ?

Mother:

Mother: Jewelry

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Friday, December 18, 2020

Baby in sink

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Baby in sink:

If you see my mom on Facebook,
please tell her that I'm still in the sink 😊

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Old man like a newborn baby

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1st old man: "I'm 84 and my body is full of aches and pains."
2nd old man: "Well, I'm 85 and feel like a newborn baby."
1st old man: "Really?"
2nd old man: "Yep. No teeth, no hair and I just wet my pants."

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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Mother's Day reflections

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Mother on phone with baby: "Can I call you back in five years?"

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Wolf Spider

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The wolf spider is the only species of spider that carries its offspring this way - live, hatched and wriggling on her back!
After a gestation of 9 to 27 days (dependent on temperature) during which the eggs are carried around in a silk globe attached to the mothers stomach, the offspring hatch and climb on to her back. They stay there until they're ready to hunt alone.