(In a guy's backyard)
Son to father:
Dad, What is the difference between
confident and confidential ?
Father:
Hhmmm ... You are my son.
Of that, I am confident.
Your friend Billy next door is also my son.
That is confidential.
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Kid to dad in a bus:
Dad,
Shall we sit upstairs where we can see more ?
Hey kid,
You can see heaps from where you are now 😊
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Kid: Daddy, why do you have to go to work
every day ?
Dad: To buy nice toys.
Kid: But all of my toys are shit.
Dad: LOL, mine ain't.
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Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.
Boy: For what ?
Dad: Say sorry.
Boy: But for what ? What I have done ?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But why ???
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!
Dad: Now you are ready.
Your training is complete.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason,
you can marry.
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