Canberra Balloon Spectacular 2026

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Canberra Balloon Spectacular 2026

Date: 2026 March 14,  Saturday
Location: Canberra, ACT, Australia

Best way to enjoy watching the hot air balloons:
- Over Lake Burley Griffin.
- Lie down in a roomy comfy raft.
- Being towed by pretty ladies ❤️ ❤️ ❤️



For information:

5:30 am
at  Lotus Bay Boat Ramp and Jetty,
      Alexandrina Dr, Yarralumla, ACT 2601
      -35.3007878, 149.1188210

Takes about half an hour to inflate the rafts.

6:00 am
Paddle into Lake Burley Griffin.



Pictures

1a, b)  Lake Burley Griffin, Canberra, ACT.
- Left to right:
       Kelly Wei  ❤️
       May Yang  ❤️
       Amy Chi  ❤️
       Paul ... me  😊

#1a: Photo by unknown kayaker
#1b: by Amy

2)  Being towed by the pretty ladies ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
- Left to right: Amy, May, Kelly

3)  The pretty ladies ... Amy, May, Kelly ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

4)  Best sunrise scene, ever 😊

5)  Hot air balloons.

Photo by May

6)  Hot air balloons.

7)  Hot air balloons.

8)  Hot air balloons.

Photo by May

9a, b, c, d)  Hot air balloons.
- 9a: Finley The Turtle

#9a, d: Photos by May

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Travel the world until money runs out

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I'm going to quit my job and travel the world
until I run out of money.

It looks like I should be home again
by about 9pm tonight !

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Short thriller in a library

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(In a library)
Patron to librarian:

Don't bother to come down Miss.
I can see where the short thrillers are !

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One yank and they are off

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One woman to another (on a 3rd woman):

She wears cheap knickers ...
One yank and they are off.

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Marble Arch, Deua Nat Pk, NSW

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Marble Arch
Deua Natonal Park, NSW, Australia
2026 February


A cave there is like an oil painting of a fairyland !
❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Our group are the fairies !
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
- 2 pretty fairies by the window on the left
- A pretty fairy on top of the chockstone
- 2 pretty fairies down on the cave floor

Top row, left to right:
     - May Yang
     - Sornkin Lam
     - Amy Chi
Bottom row:
     - Elizabeth Zhu
     - Kelly Wei



Inside the cave in Marble Arch.

Left to right:
     - Frank Liu
     - May Yang

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Woman fussy about what goes into her body

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(Chatting in a cafe)

Woman 1:
I am not eating that.
I'm fussy about what goes into my body.

Woman 2:
No.  You are not.
I've seen you with your exes !!!

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Pull strings

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(Seaview Hotel ... Full)

Hotel reception clerk to curvy buxom lady:
To get you a room, I'll have to pull a few strings.

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Luck dip into woman's breast

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(In a carnival fair, at a Lucky Dip stall)

Woman to guy:
Watch it mate. You're not that lucky !

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Wife has two faults

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One woman chatting to another:

My husband was telling me, I have two faults:
I don't listen,
and some other shit he was rambling on about.


(It was a wonder she heard her first fault !)

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Husband's earrings aren't real gold

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Woman consulting to doctor:
I have two green marks
on the inside of my thighs,
doctor.

Doctor:
Does you husband have pierced ears ?

Woman:
Yes.  Why ?

Doctor:
Tell him, his earrings aren't real gold.


(If the doctor is any good,
he should place his hands
on the inside of her thighs to feel the marks
😊)

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Santa came twice

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I'm so good, Santa came twice.!

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Thief stole purse from woman

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(In a courtroom.)

Judge to woman:
You say the accused tried to steal the purse
you kept down the front of your blouse.
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Well sir, I didn't know it was my purse
he was after at the time !

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

(Police apprehended a thief.)

Police to woman:
When this man stole your purse
from your knickers, Madam,
didn't you feel him groping about ?
Why didn't you try to stop him ?

Woman:
Yes officer.
But I didn't think he was after my purse !

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If you see anything you fancy, just grab it

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While shopping in a supermarket ...

Wife to husband:
If you see anything you fancy, just grab it.

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Story of a statue on the fireplace of Snow Goose Hotel

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The funny story behind the statue
on the fireplace of the pub in:

Snow Goose Hotel
Adaminaby (2 Denison St), NSW, Australia


Scroll forward for the story ... after the pics below.

Photo by Fatimah Rashedi
Date: 2025 November

Note the long penis of the statue !!!


The strory goes that when settlers settled in
Adaminaby, they started an annual running race
in snow, because they had nothing else to offer
to attract tourists from Canberra.

The tradition was to run naked.

And the winner was the one whose private part
crossed the line ahead of everyone else's 🙂

Hence that statute of the naked man
running with his long private part 🙂


The story remind me of this funny picture,
a woman with big boobs in a race:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2025/03/big-boobs-should-be-handicapped.html

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Doctor's advice on sleep-talking

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Wife seeking advice from doctor ...

Woman consulting to doctor:
Doctor, my husband talks in his sleep at night.

Doctor:
Give him the opportunity to speak during the day.

Comments:

1.
Keep on speaking.
He will be silent also at night.

2.
My wife said I havent spoken to her in 3 weeks.
I said I don't like to interrupt her.

3.
The Japanaese have invented a camera
with a shutter lens so fast
it can actually capture the image of a woman
with her mouth closed.

Only joking ...
No camera could have a shutter speed that fast !!!

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Tessellated rocks - Kiama coast

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Date: 2025-Nov
Location: Kiama coast, NSW, Australia

Interesting tessellated pattens on the rocks !

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Survey on sexual intercourse

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(Woman doing a survey)

Woman:
Excuse me sir, we're doing a survey.
Tell me, do you talk to your wife
during sexual intercourse ?

Guy:
Actually, I do try to dear ...
If there's a phone handy !

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Put on bikini for neighbour to mow lawn

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Young lady relaxing in her own back garden ...


Old woman from next door said to her:

Can I get you to put on a bikini ?
I'm trying to get my hubby to mow the lawn.

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Women have better short-term memory

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Husband to wife:
This article says that
women have a better short-term memory
than men.

Wife:
I know.
Dear.
You read that to me ten minutes ago.

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Too late !

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In a hospital ...
Women's ward ...

One woman to another:
I didn't see him coming till it was too late !

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Influencing jury in a trial

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In a trial ...
Woman lifts up her skirt 😊


Judge to woman:

Remember,
Miss Susan,
You mustn't try to influence the jury.
So be careful what you say.

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When I die ...

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Husband to wife:
    When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.

Wife (not happy):
    You already do.
    You lazy bastard !

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I'll have these two ripe ones

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Customer to nubile fruit salesgirl:
I'll have these two ripe ones, love !

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Both lumps are very tender

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Nubile meat salesgirl to customer:
Look, both lumps are very tender, Sir !

(Hey lady,
No need to tell him to look 😊
He is already looking intently ! 😊)

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Conversation about sleeping with husband

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Woman 1:  I sleep with my husband 3 time a week.
Woman 2:  I only do so once a week.
Woman 1:  But you don't have a husband !

Woman 2:
    Oh,
    I thought we were talking about your husband.

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Cave man drew a perfect woman

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Cave man 1:  What are you drawing ?
Cave man 2:  A perfect woman.
Cave man 1:  You missed the mouth.
Cave man 2:  I said perfect woman.

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Making mountains out of molehills

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(In a party)

Wife to husband:
    And what has she got that I haven't ?

Husband:
    Oh be reasonable Mabel.
    Don't try to make mountains out of molehills !

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Mother advises son's girlfriend

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Son to mum:  Mum, meet my girlfriend.
Mum:  You deserve better.  Don't settle for this.
Son  :  But mum, I love her !
Mum:  I'm talking to her.

Mother knows best !

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Wife with new sunglasses

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Just wanted to share a photo of my wife
with her new sunglasses.

Comment on the above image:

You must be upset by the woman in front
blocking half your wife from the photo.

In any case,
you need a new camera for a better focus ...
because I'm excited by the guy in blue shirt
behind your wife.

Do you have his phone number ?

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View in a bus

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Kid to dad  in a bus:

Dad,
Shall we sit upstairs where we can see more ?

Hey kid,
You can see heaps from where you are now 😊

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Fish bite twice a day

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(In a boat)
Homer Simpson to Bart:

Fish bite twice a day ...

Before I get to the lake
And after I leave !

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This is your life !

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Presenter announces:
Blimey !

If you have any children in the house,
switch your darn set off !


(A Bamforth card ... on THIS IS YOUR LIFE)

"This Is Your Life" was a
television documentary and reality series/show.

In the program, the presenter surprised
celebrity guests with a show documenting
their lives ...

in front of an audience, including participation
from colleagues, friends, and family.

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