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Monday, February 3, 2025

Another year, another resolution

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I made a New Year's resolution:
To drink more water.

I've only gotten as far as "drink more".

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Saturday, October 8, 2022

Not that sick to drink water

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Old woman explaining health:

"For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And I when have a cold, I drink Schnapps."

"When do you drink water ?"

"I've never been that sick."

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Thursday, March 3, 2022

Water is essential for coffee

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Lucy: Did you know that water is the most essential element of life ?
Linus: Yes, because without water, you can't make coffee.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Nutritious fact on water

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Nutritious Fact:

If you drink a gallon of water per day,
you won't have time for other people's drama,
because you'll be too busy peeing.

Stay hydrated, my friends.

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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Don't drink this water

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Sign on toilet wall:
Caution
Reclaimed wastewater
Do not drink

No idea why such a sign is necessary.

Perhaps it implies that in other toilets
where reclaimed water is not used,
then one can drink it from the bowl ???