Qualifications for a job

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(Big breasts and bare thighs woman ...
in a job interview)

Woman to male boss:
    Qualifications ? ...
    You are looking at them !

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Santa came twice

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I'm so good, Santa came twice.!

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Put on bikini for neighbour to mow lawn

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Young lady relaxing in her own back garden ...


Old woman from next door said to her:

Can I get you to put on a bikini ?
I'm trying to get my hubby to mow the lawn.

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Lost knickers

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Lost Property clerk holding knickers to blonde girl

Blonde to Lost Property clerk:
You take a damn lot of convincing, Mister !!!

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Camel's hump

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Somewhere in Egypt ...

Pretty girl thinks the camel's hump is a giant penis.
!!! 😀😀😀

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Dog driving a car

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Is that a dog driving a car ?

It is not every day you see a dog driving a car !

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Being a senior citizen really sucks !

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She is single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work
this evening.

I was surprised when she walked
across the street, up my driveway,
and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it.

She looked at me and said,
"I just got home,
and I have this strong urge to have
     a good time,
     dance,
     get drunk,
     and make love tonight !
Are you doing anything tonight ?"

I quickly replied,
"Nope, I'm free !"

She said, "Great ! ... Could you watch my dog ?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks !

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Use ATM machine in the lobby to impress woman

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I was working out at the gym when
I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that
lady over there ?"

The trainer looked me over and said,
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

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Count the number of buttons

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Quiz time !
Count the number of buttons.

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Same purple dress

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Wife to husband:

In case you didn't notice,
I'm wearing the same dress !

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2 hours to pass female cyclists

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Bloody women cyclists.
It took me 2 hours to get past them.

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Skimpy panty

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By the time I realized that it was a shopping bag,
I already missed the bus !

Here is another woman wearing a skimpy panty  :-)

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Russian girls say Putin

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Plenty of jokes on Vladimir Putin
when he ordered the Russian army
to invade Ukraine in February 2022.

Here is one:

In Russia, we girls don't say yes to sex ...
We say "Putin" 😊

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House service

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In Thailand: House service by beautiful girl

Morning come, evening go :  300
Evening come, morning go :  3,000
Let me know     . . . . .     Anytime is ok !

Similarly in this country !

House service:
Day time rate - $300
Night time rate - $3,000

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Get your heart rate up

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"So my doctor says, Sid, you gotta get your heart rate up every day, so here I am."

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Face of girl or old woman?

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What do you see ?
The face of a girl or an old woman?

The transformation between a girl and an old woman:
- The girl's ear is the old woman's eye.
- The girl's neckline is the old woman's mouth.

Another similar picture:

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Matching colours

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Girl on beach ... with matching colour clothes

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Girl exposing breasts to prove ...

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Is this girl old enough to drive ?

Proof :

Needless to say,
there's no doubt in the cop's mind
that she is old enough to drive.

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In a museum

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(In a museum)

Even a mummy's penis is aroused
by a scantily dressed museum assistant
showing her red panties and bare thighs !

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Coolest negative image

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This one is the best I've seen so far !!!

Instructions:
1.  Stare at the red dot on the girl's nose
      for 30 seconds.
2.  Turn your eyes to a plain surface
      (your ceiling or blank wall).
3.  Blink repeatedly and quickly.

Tell me if that isn't the coolest thing !

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