(In a courtroom.)
Judge to woman:
You say the accused tried to steal the purse
you kept down the front of your blouse.
Why didn't you try to stop him ?
Woman:
Well sir, I didn't know it was my purse
he was after at the time !
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(Police apprehended a thief.)
Police to woman:
When this man stole your purse
from your knickers, Madam,
didn't you feel him groping about ?
Why didn't you try to stop him ?
Women:
Yes officer.
But I didn't think he was after my purse !
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