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Saturday, May 30, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
The male brain
Sex
Sex
Sex
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Kermit got the Swine Flu
The Swine Flu saga continues into May 2009. Kermit is the latest victim.
Breaking news!
Kermit the frog died today. He was the 31st victim to die of Swine Flu.
His last words were: "That fucking pig told me she was clean."
Friday, May 15, 2009
Importance of being Boss!!!!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Marriage, before & after
Before marriage:
John - Ah ... At last, I can hardly wait.
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get.
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes.
Jane - Darling!
After marriage - Read from the bottom back to the top.
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
IKEA to take over GM
(Background: During the world wide sub-prime financial crisis, there was a talk about GM going bankrupt)
Business Update: Just Announced - IKEA to take over GM
IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED IT'S INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM and TO SELL CARS. In that case, WE WILL BE IN DEEP SHIT... ALL THEY GIVE YOU IS THIS...
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friends during Swine Flu
(Background: The world had Swine Flu during this time.)
As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.
Pooh thought to himself, "If the pig sneezes, he is fucken dead."
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