Doctor to wife:
"Your husband is suffering
from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't do the following he will surely die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal.
No chores.
No nagging.
Oh yes, and make love several times a week.
Do this for the next year
and he'll regain his health completely !"
Husband to wife: "What did the doctor day ?"
Wife to husband: "You're going to die !"
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