Two old ladies playing quoits
As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it is game on!
Two old ladies playing quoits
As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Sign on church: Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
Adam blamed Eve.
Eve blamed the snake.
And the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit !
No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit - just look at this world map !!!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Craig's postings on lampposts
FOR SALE
This lamppost. As is where is. Light fittings and chattels included. $50 ONO or will consider swap for a children's play house and have a slab of beer. Meet me here at midnight if you're interested. You may need a spade.
-- Craig
LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.
I'm 35 and I have an extensive DVD collection. I cam cook a little and will even do some cleaning. If you have a big TV then meet me here at 6pm Friday and we can go on a date. It'll be fun. I'll be wearing one white thong and one brown thong so you can recognise me.
-- Craig
SOCKS
Apparently there is a $500 find for putting signs up on lampposts in this area. If you see me putting this up can you do me a favour and not tell anybody? Thanks. While you're doing me favours, what are you like at darning? It seems to be a lost skill in this disposable age. So if you can't darn then it'll be fine if you just get me a new pair of socks (size 13). Thanks again.
-- Craig
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Old fairy wants one wish
Old fairy: "I gave you three wishes. Now damn it, you give me one !"
Monday, January 4, 2010
Fresh fish to fish to bait to fresh compost
Fresh fish
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