"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"
Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:
"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"
God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:
"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."
God in iCloud to Moses:
"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."
Conversation between: Steve Jobs of Apple Bill Gates of Microsoft
Steve Jobs: Remember when we were poor ? Bill Gates: No. Steve Jobs: Me neither.
Hehehe Hehehe
Bill Gates: I went to a bank yesterday
to talk about a loan. Steve Jobs: Why do you need a loan for ? Bill Gates: I don't, the bank does.
Hehehe Hehehe
Steve Jobs: Let's flip a coin. Bill Gates: Flip what ?
Hehehe Hehehe