Little girl's prayer to God

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Dear God,
Please send some clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.

Dear God,
Thank you for this food and
please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.

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Marriage

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Why do I have to get married ?
I didn't do anything wrong.

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Breast feeding baby's menu

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Baby choosing breasts from a menu

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Ran into my ex ...

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Ran into my ex ...
Put it in reverse and hit him again.

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In memory of Steve Jobs who went to Heaven on 2011-10-05

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Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud:

"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"

Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:

"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"

God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:

"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."

God in iCloud to Moses:

"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."

"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"

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