I don't know much about birds
but I can easily identify the husband in these pictures.
Good husband always listens.
Today I had some words with my wife
and she had some paragraphs with me.
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She is single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway,
and knocked on the door.
I rushed to open it.
She looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have
a good time,
dance,
get drunk,
and make love tonight !
Are you doing anything tonight ?"
I quickly replied,
"Nope, I'm free !"
She said, "Great ! ... Could you watch my dog ?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks !
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Spock of Star Trek can explain Relativity better than Einstein !
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
depending on the velocity relativity to you.
Background
"Roses Are Red"
is the name of a love poem and children's rhyme
with Roud Folk Song Index number 19798.
It has become a cliché for Valentine's Day,
and has spawned multiple humorous and parodic variants.
A modern standard version is:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.
Personally, I like this satirical version:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Onions stink.
And so do you.
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