Sunday, July 23, 2023

Good husband always listens


I don't know much about birds
but I can easily identify the husband in these pictures.


Good husband always listens.

Today I had some words with my wife
and she had some paragraphs with me.


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Thursday, July 13, 2023

Being a senior citizen really sucks !




She is single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street,
up my driveway,
and knocked on the door.

I rushed to open it.

She looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have
     a good time,
     dance,
     get drunk,
     and make love tonight !
Are you doing anything tonight ?"

I quickly replied,
"Nope, I'm free !"

She said, "Great ! ... Could you watch my dog ?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks !
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Saturday, July 8, 2023

Spock on Relativity


Spock of Star Trek can explain Relativity better than Einstein !

Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
depending on the velocity relativity to you.




Background

"Roses Are Red"
is the name of a love poem and children's rhyme
with Roud Folk Song Index number 19798.

It has become a cliché for Valentine's Day,
and has spawned multiple humorous and parodic variants.

A modern standard version is:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.


Personally, I like this satirical version:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Onions stink.
And so do you.


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Monday, July 3, 2023

Escheresque 3-D chess


Escheresque 3-D chess !

Escher would be proud of this chessboard.




How the illusion is created:

Artist & photo credit: Elber Gershon


Another example on the same theme is a terrace in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2009/10/eschers-terrace.html


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