Dogs con woman

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Dogs add weight to a weigh scale
to con woman for more walks  :-)

"I don't believe it !!
I'm gonna have to take the dogs for more walks !"

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Breasts on the menu

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In a restaurant

Woman: See anything you fancy on the menu, Joe ?
Joe: Yes, your yummy breasts !

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In 2 weeks, I lost 14 days

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Weight loss programs

In 2 weeks of weight loss exercises,
I lost 14 days !

I have been on a diet for 2 weeks.
And I have lost 14 days of happiness !

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Peeping tom in a police lineup

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Police to woman in a police lineup:

Ok, Mrs Crenshaw,
do you see your peeping tom in the lineup ?

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Clock hands are a woman's legs

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Clock hands are a woman's legs

I'm waiting for 9:15

Mid-night is ok.
Or wake up at the crack of dawn, 6am.

Hhmmm ... Better to adjust the time myself !

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Another year, another resolution

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I made a New Year's resolution:
To drink more water.

I've only gotten as far as "drink more".

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