Clairvoyant tells man that his wife's line is busy

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Husband:  Can you contact my dear wife ?
Clairvoyant:  Sure.

Clairvoyant:  The line's busy.

Husband:  That's her !

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Xmas lighting decoration tip - check out the house on the right

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Christmas lighting decoration: DITTO

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Maxine wearing wonder-where-they-went bra

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I think I must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.

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Woman who wishes for no housework, no cooking, no cleaning ...

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Woman: I wish for ... no housework, no cooking, no cleaning
*** Poof ***
[Woman turns into man]

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Innovative product: Fan on chopstick

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A fan to cool noodles while eating !!!

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How do people water ski in Asia? Firecracker on a buffalo !

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How do people water ski in Asia ?
Firecracker up a buffalo's arse !

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Weigh scale makes your cry

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One little girl to another:
"Don't step on it ... it makes you cry."

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Mom calls weigh scale a liar

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Penis formed from shadow of balustrade

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The Mayor of London has decreed that Westminster Bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days. This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of... well... see for yourself!

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The proper way to weigh yourself

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How to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result.

"I can't believe I have been doing it wrong all these years !"
"We must get the word out !"

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Story telling flowchart - for men and women

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Male / female storytelling flowcharts

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Maurits Escher's "Day and Night"

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Maurits Escher's "Day and Night"

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Maurits Escher's "Waterfall"

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How to create a perpetual motion machine with Maurits Escher's Waterfall

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Bernard the bear meets an alien from outer space

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Watch Bernard the Bear kicks an alien out of Earth.
(Click on the image to watch the video.)

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Bernard the bear destroys a treadmill

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Watch Bernard the Bear destroying a treadmill.
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Chess - How would you play?

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Chess is not a matter of life and death. It is life and death!!!

If you are black, what would you play now?

Prof L A Summers - Paul Ma
CCLA Candidates 1975

Solution is somewhere in http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/1994/10/pauls-chess-results.html

My other posts on chess can be found by clicking ==>
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/search/label/Chess%20puzzle

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Escher would be proud of this terrace

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Escheresque terrace

Another example on the same theme is a chess board in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2023/06/escheresque-3-d-chess.html

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How to bite one's own nose

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Can you do this? ... Bite your own nose !

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Dust storm in Sydney

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Pictures of the Sydney Harbour Bridge before and after a once-in-a-century dust storm in Sydney on the morning of 2009-09-23.

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A real zebra crossing

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A real zebra crossing

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A man with seconds to live. Frightening!

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Wife to husband:  "Did you name it after me, like you said you would?"
"Fat Arse"

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How to shit on humans

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Pigeon's manual: How to shit on humans

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"Boss, I'm sick"

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One guy to another on chair-lift:  "Cell phones are sooo cool. Watch this ...
... Hello Boss? Sorry I can't make it into the office today. I'm sick. (Cough!)"

Boss on the next chair-lift:  "Ok. But get well soon. Things are pretty hectic at the office this week."

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Wife waiting for husband

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Wife waiting by the door:
     Late       - club
     Drunk    - bigger club
     Lipstick - gun

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You are going to die

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Doctor to wife: "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal. No chores. No nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health completely !"

Husband to wife: "What did the doctor day ?"

Wife to husband: "You're going to die !"

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Pot plants everywhere

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Pot plants everywhere

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World's scariest car number plate

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The scariest number plate:  PMS24 - 7

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Beautifully imperfect, sophisticatedly simple, terribly entertaining

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Taken at the Horticulture Park in Singapore ... many thanks to Lee Ping for sharing her photo.

Pot plants:  Beautifully imperfect, sophisticatedly simple, terribly entertaining !

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Even a dog has a need to visit to an adult store

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Adult dog store - Inflatable leg

Even a dog has a need to visit to an adult store.

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Dog has his own indoor toilet

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Dog to Cat: "Ha Ha, Smarty-Pants ... Guess who else is getting his own indoor bathroom ?"

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How can this happen to the car?

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Car driven onto a yacht ... But how can this happen ?

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How to scare away Jehova's Witness

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I'll bet that's the last time those Jehova's Witness ring our door bell !

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How dinosaurs went extinct

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One more theory on the extinction of dinosaurs

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Papua New Guinea bicycle

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Papua New Guinea bicycles  :-)

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An honest employee

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Poor young chap ...
He attended a seminar organised by Management ...
"Admit mistake and earn respect" ...
He admitted one ...
They sacked him !!!

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Only tomato sauce on sausage

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A Dirty Mind:
If you got one, you'll see it  :-)

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It is just a lamp

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Your dirty mind
It's just a lamp. What did you think it was?

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Lazy Huaband - Do it yourself !

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Monday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          Tell me, the shelves in the closet are broken, can you repair them?
Husband: Eh... Help your self! I'm not a carpenter!

Tuesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          Look, the water is dripping like mad under the sink... can you make it stop?
Husband: Oh... are you crazy? I'm not a plumber!

Wednesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? ..
          This lamp is broken, can you fix it?
Husband: Absolute not! I'm not a electrician!

Thursday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling? .. Everything have been fixed! The closet, the sink, the lamp...
          ... by our neighbour, the young Peter! A real do-it-yourself man, and a funny guy too!
          Imagine, he demanded that I either went to bed with him or baked him a cake!
Husband: Ok... and ehh... what kind of cake did you bake?
Wife: Bake?!... Are you kidding? I'm not a baker!

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Chicken affair

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Elephant baby hatched from chicken egg  :-)

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Winner of Dog Obedience School

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Dog sweeps up its own shit !

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Please help the bees. They are lost.

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One bee to another: "So, where are we exactly ?"

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Elephant Sex

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The male brain

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Sex
Sex
Sex

Footnote: The "Listening to children cry in the middle of the night" gland is not shown due to its small and underdeveloped nature. Best viewed under a microscope.

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Kermit got the Swine Flu

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The Swine Flu saga continues into May 2009. Kermit is the latest victim.

Breaking news!
Kermit the frog died today. He was the 31st victim to die of Swine Flu.
His last words were: "That fucking pig told me she was clean."

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