Monday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling ?
Tell me,
the shelves in the closet are broken.
Can you repair them ?
Husband: Eh ... Help your self ! I'm not a carpenter !
Tuesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling ?
Look,
the water is dripping like mad under the sink.
Can you make it stop ?
Husband: Oh ... Are you crazy ? I'm not a plumber !
Wednesday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling ?
This lamp is broken, can you fix it ?
Husband: Absolute not ! I'm not a electrician !
Thursday, 6pm
Wife: Is that you, darling ?
Everything have been fixed !
The closet, the sink, the lamp ...
by our neighbour, the young Peter !
A real do-it-yourself man, and a funny guy too !
Imagine, he demanded that
I either went to bed with him
or baked him a cake !
Husband: Ok, ehh ... What kind of cake did you bake ?
Wife: Bake ?! ... Are you kidding ? I'm not a baker !
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