Jonah swallwed by whale; teacher goes to Hell

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Teacher: It's physically impossible
               for a whale to swallow a human
               because, even though it's a large mammal,
               its throat is very small.

Student: Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Teacher: Again, it's physically impossible !

Student: Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.

Teacher: What if Jonah went to Hell ?

Student: Then you ask him.

Actually, the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by a big fish.
And whale ain't fish.

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