Stiff one first ?

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Woman:
    I had like a drink.
    And I want a stiff one.

Guy:
    Ok, love.
    But do you want the stiff one first ?

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Grown up

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I finally know why they call me a grown up.
I groan every time I get up.

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Let's go dutch

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Girl to an older man:
    Let's go dutch this evening.
    You pay for super and drinks.
    Then the rest of your night will be on me.

(She means ... in me.
And also  over me,  under me,  behind me 😊)

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