Male patient on a stretcher with his head under nurse's skirt

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Do I detect a smile on the nurse's face ?  :-)

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Heart shape

This photo of a heart formed by two geese was taken at Featherdale Wildlife Park, Sydney, Australia.  It is so cute !

The following heart shape formed by people jumping into the air is interesting, but not sure whether it is done by photo editing.

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Wish for more genies

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Rape-aXe - an anti rape device

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Initially called RapeX,
this anti-rape female condom
has since been re-named to Rape-aXe in 2006.

It was invented by Sonnet Ehlers,
a South African woman,
who was motivated to create it
while working as a blood technician
with the South African Blood Transfusion Service.

During this period, she met many rape patients,
and was inspired by a particular victim who said,
"If only I had teeth down there."

It is basically a female condom
with teeth lining the inside that works just like
the protective spikes in a parking garage ...

You can go in, but whatever you do, don't back out.

The teeth are angled so they allow penetration,
but bite like a shark as the penis is removed;
supposedly causing so much pain that
it will give the woman a chance to escape.

Further, according to Ms Ehlers, the device
will need to be surgically removed at a hospital,
which will lead to capture of the rapist.

I want to know how did they field test it ?!?

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Mathematical Puzzle

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a = 0.99999...
10a = 9.99999...
10a = 9 + 0.99999...
10a = 9 + a
9a = 9
a = 1
1 = 0.99999... !!!

Actually, there is no discrepancy.

Although the above proof lacks
mathematical vigour, but ...

In mathematics, the repeating decimal 0.99999...
can be shown to be equal to the number 1.

In other words, the symbols 0.99999... and 1
represent the same number.

Refer Wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999

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Hey Lady, You ain't fooling anybody!

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Dalai Lama's thoughts on humanity

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered:
"Man.
Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present.
The result being that he does not live in the present or the future.
He lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
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Electricity power outlet sex

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Sex in the eye of an electrician ...

Nothing more dangerous
than an electrician with a pen

I'll never look at a power outlet the same again !

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Girl don't trust men

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One of my 5 boyfriends slept with another girl.
I'll never trust men again.

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Red highheels

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Give a girl the right shoes and
she can conquer the world.
-- Marilyn Monroe

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Difference between the sexes - room and car

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Difference between:
     - Girls' room  and  Boys' room
     - Girls' car  and  Boys' car

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Shadow - beautiful curvaceous girl is a person with a mop

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Love at first sight !

Calm down !  Calm down !
The shadow is a cleaner with a mop.

Not a beautiful curvaceous girl 😊

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Shadow like penis, frightens women

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Shadow of man with 2 pieces of luggage ...

He is like a penis,
frightens the shit out of women !

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Who is hugging whom?

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Is the guy sitting and the girl is hugging him ?
Or is the girl sitting and the guy is hugging her ?

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Proof of Pi = 4 ?

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Draw a circle.
Draw a square around it.  Perimeter = 4
Remove corners.  Perimeter is still 4 !
Remove more corners.  Perimeter is still 4 !
Repeat to infinity.
Pi = 4 !

Problem Archimedes ?

The more general question is:

If you approximate a curve
by a series of straight lines,
how do you know
when you use smaller and smaller straight lines,
in the limit,
the sum of lenghs of these small straight lines
will be the length of the curve ?

I suspect it has something to do with
differentiability.

If you approximate a curve
by smaller and smaller corners,
in the limit,
the 1st order differential of the resulting curve
is no where continuous.

Whereas if you aproximate the curve
by the hypotenuse of the small corners,
the resulting curve's 1st differential
will be continuous when the hypotenuses
become smaller and smaller.

Thus the lenghts of the hypotenuses
will be able to approximate the length of the curve.

I will leave you to fill in the missing details
on why a continuous 1st order defferential
will enable the lengths of a series of
small straight lines to be able to approximate
the length of the curve.

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Fire rainbow

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A rare fire rainbow, by Schristia.

Her photo gallery is in this link:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/schristia

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How my cats see me

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How my cats see me

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Tsunami-like fog waves

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Tsunami-like fog waves

Panama City Beach, Florida
2012-Feb-05

Photos by JR Hott
https://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/10/10375026-spectacular-cloud-tsunami-rolls-over-florida-high-rise-condos

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Difference between man and woman

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Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away.

Women are like WiFi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one.

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Granddad remembers the good old days ...

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Granddad: (Remembering the good old days)

When I was a boy, my momma would send me
down to a corner store with $1,
and I'd come back with
    -  5 bags of potatoes
    -  2 loaves of bread
    -  3 bottle of milk
    -  a hunk of cheese
    -  a box of tea
    -  and 6 eggs.

You can't do it now.
Too many fucking security cameras.

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Difference between man and woman

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A man without a woman is a bachelor.
A woman without a man is a genius.

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Computer takes over our lives

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Computer takes over our lives ... before and now

Computer takes over our lives ... birthday
- WOW, just look at all these presents.
- WOW, look how many people remembered me
  on Facebook.

Computer takes over our lives ... playing football
- Mum, I'm just going out to play football.
- But mum, I'm playing football.

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Husband hands wife a gun instead of a hair dryer

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Darling, please give me the hair dryer.

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Giant Santa sand sculpture

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Giant Santa sand sculpture on the beach

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Applying for a job at IKEA

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In a job interview at IKEA

Interviewer to job applicant:
Make a chair and take a seat.

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Elephant's trunk feels up woman's skirt

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Haha !

A naughty baby elephant's trunk
feels up a woman's skirt !

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Little girl's prayer to God

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Dear God,
Please send some clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.

Dear God,
Thank you for this food and
please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.

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Marriage

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Why do I have to get married ?
I didn't do anything wrong.

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Breast feeding baby's menu

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Baby choosing breasts from a menu

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Ran into my ex ...

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Ran into my ex ...
Put it in reverse and hit him again.

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In memory of Steve Jobs who went to Heaven on 2011-10-05

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Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud:

"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"

Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:

"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"

God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:

"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."

God in iCloud to Moses:

"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."

"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"

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Gay and lesbian couples swap partners in car.

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Hey, what do you say we switch partners ?

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Halloween pumpkin

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Halloween

Pumpkin vomits after drinking too much.

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To understand woman needs a thick manual

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This is Part 1 ...
of a thick manual to understand woman.

Part 2  comes out in a few months' time.
Part 3  a year later.
And then  Part 4  and  Part 5.

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Why witches don't wear panties when they fly???

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In case y'all were wondering
why witches don't wear panties when they fly ??

Well, the reason is: Better Grip on the Broom !!!

Wishing you all a Happy Halloween !!!!

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Tarzan and Jane

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Tarzan and Jane swinging on trees
    and
the reason why Tarzan yelled: "iiiiiuuuaaaaahh" !

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