Draw mother-in-law's face on wife's bum

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Husband to wife: "As soon as I finish this drawing of your mother, then we'll do it doggy-style, okay?"

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Having a drink - difference between man and woman

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Having a drink - the difference between man and woman. And thank God you are a man.

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Money isn't everything

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Money isn't everything ...
    It can buy a bed - but not sleep.
    It can buy a clock - but not time.
    It can buy a book - but not knowledge.
    It can buy a position - but not respect.
    It can buy a medicine - but not health.
    It can buy a blood - but not life.
    It can buy a sex - but not love.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

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Women are angels, unless you break their wings ...

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In case you don't know...

Women are Angels.

And when someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly...

... on a broomstick.
They are flexible like that.

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Girl wants shoes to match her breasts!

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Blonde girl to shoe salesman while baring her breasts:
"I want something that goes with these !!"

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Difference between women and men

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The difference between women and men is the way they view themselves in front of a mirror.

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