Where do babies come from ?

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Child:  Mummy ?  Where do babies come from ?

Mother:  Oh ... Erm ... Well dear, a mummy and daddy fall in love and get married. Then one night they go into the bedroom and they kiss and hug and have sex ... That means the daddy puts his penis into the mummy's vagina ... And that's how you get a baby, honey.

Child:  Oh okay ... But the other night I went into your bedroom and dad put his penis in your mouth !  What do you get when you do that ?

Mother:

Mother:  Jewelry

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
The doctor used to give the girl a rose daily.
The engineer used to give her an apple.
Girl got confused and asked the engineer:
    "There is a meaning of giving rose. Why are you giving apple ?"
Engineer replied: "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

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Street artist portraying a Muslim woman

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Somedays you just get an easy one !

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Career in organized crime

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Son: Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime.
Dad: Government or public sector ?

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