Relativity explained

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Amy Chi can explain Relativity better than Einstein !

"When I want to be close to my boyfriend,
    my hand is  blue-shifted."

"And when I'm dumping him quick and fast,
    my hand is  red-shifted !"

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Santa finds couple having sex on couch

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(Santa
down chimney
finds couple having on couch 😃)

Santa:  Errr ... We'll pop back later.

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How to organize chores

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I find it helps to organize chores into categories:
- Things I won't do now.
- Things I won't do later.
- Things I'll never do.

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Enough money for 3 beers only

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Daughter: Daddy, I want ice cream !

Daddy: Believe me, me too honey.
But mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers !

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I hate hotel towels

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I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy.
I can't even close my suitcase 😐.

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