Saturday, November 23, 2024

Relativity explained


Amy Chi can explain Relativity better than Einstein !

"When I want to be close to my boyfriend,
    my hand is  blue-shifted."

"And when I'm dumping him quick and fast,
    my hand is  red-shifted !"






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Monday, November 18, 2024

Santa finds couple having sex on couch


(Santa
down chimney
finds couple having sex on couch 😃)

Santa:  Errr ... We'll pop back later.




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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

How to organize chores


I find it helps to organize chores into categories:
- Things I won't do now.
- Things I won't do later.
- Things I'll never do.




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Friday, November 8, 2024

Enough money for 3 beers only


Daughter: Daddy, I want ice cream !

Daddy: Believe me, me too honey.
But mommy only gave us enough money for 3 beers !




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Sunday, November 3, 2024

I hate hotel towels


I hate hotel towels.
So thick and fluffy.
I can't even close my suitcase 😐
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