Cave man drew a perfect woman

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Cave man 1:  What are you drawing ?
Cave man 2:  A perfect woman.
Cave man 1:  You missed the mouth.
Cave man 2:  I said perfect woman.

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Making mountains out of molehills

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(In a party)

Wife to husband:
    And what has she got that I haven't ?

Husband:
    Oh be reasonable Mabel.
    Don't try to make mountains out of molehills !

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Mother advises son's girlfriend

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Son to mum:  Mum, meet my girlfriend.
Mum:  You deserve better.  Don't settle for this.
Son  :  But mum, I love her !
Mum:  I'm talking to her.

Mother knows best !

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Wife with new sunglasses

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Just wanted to share a photo of my wife
with her new sunglasses.

Comment on the above image:

You must be upset by the woman in front
blocking half your wife from the photo.

In any case,
you need a new camera for a better focus ...
because I'm excited by the guy in blue shirt
behind your wife.

Do you have his phone number ?

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View in a bus

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Kid to dad  in a bus:

Dad,
Shall we sit upstairs where we can see more ?

Hey kid,
You can see heaps from where you are now 😊

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