Doctor's advice on sleep-talking

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Wife seeking advice from doctor ...

Wife to doctor:
Doctor, my husband talks in his sleep at night.

Doctor:
Give him the opportunity to speak during the day.

Comments:

1.
Keep on speaking.
He will be silent also at night.

2.
My wife said I havent spoken to her in 3 weeks.
I said I don't like to interrupt her.

3.
The Japanaese have invented a camera
with a shutter lens so fast
it can actually capture the image of a woman
with her mouth closed.

Only joking ...
No camera could have a shutter speed that fast !!!

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Tessellated rocks - Kiama coast

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Date: 2025-Nov
Location: Kiama coast, NSW, Australia

Interesting tessellated pattens on the rocks !

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Survey on sexual intercourse

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(Woman doing a survey)

Woman:
Excuse me sir, we're doing a survey.
Tell me, do you talk to your wife
during sexual intercourse ?

Guy:
Actually, I do try to dear ...
If there's a phone handy !

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Put on bikini for neighbour to mow lawn

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Young lady relaxing in her own back garden ...


Old woman from next door said to her:

Can I get you to put on a bikini ?
I'm trying to get my hubby to mow the lawn.

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Women have better short-term memory

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Husband to wife:
This article says that
women have a better short-term memory
than men.

Wife:
I know.
Dear.
You read that to me ten minutes ago.

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