Female Polygamist

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Why you rarely see a female polygamist ...
... "You mean none of you took out the trash?"

But let's be pedantic:
   Polyandry        - Woman having more than one husband
   Polylazyandry - Woman having more than one lazy husband

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Pink ducks

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Were these ducks genuinely pink or did someone dump a bucket of dye over them?
(Photos taken half way between Lao Chai and Ta Van village near Sapa town, Vietnam, 2013 Nov)

PS: I have an answer ... The owner in the village did it  :-)

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Penis are like question and exclamation marks

Before and after Viagra

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Politicians siphoning off money

Hmmm ... not just Filipino politicians

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Daffy Duck talked to himself

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Dog pissing directly into toilet bowl

Just how do you train a dog to do that?

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Clock for mathematicians

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To all you budding mathematicians ... what is wrong with this clock?

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Which underwear should I wear today

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How women decide:

How men decide:

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How to turn women on ...

George Mallory, a famous British mountaineer was quoted as having replied to the question "Why do you want to climb Mount Everest?" with the retort "Because it's there."
Well, why don't men do the dishes because it is there ???

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Chinese Adam and Eve

If Adam and Eve had been Chinese, we would still be in Paradise, because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.

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Ugly looking lamprey

Lampreys (sometimes also called lamprey eels) are an order of jawless fish, the adults of which are characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth ... eeek !

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Can you read Japanese or Arabic ?

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Japanese proverb   :-)

Arabic proverb   :-)

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Glass turned upside down

The difference between Drink and Drunk is whether the glass is full or empty.

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Interesting and unusual Knight under promotions - 1

Knight promotion is not an uncommon theme in chess puzzles. But these 2 under-promotions are especially entertaining ... enjoy them !

Puzzle 1 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.

Puzzle 2 - White to move and draw. Solution is in the comment section.

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A beautiful lakeside scenery

Believe or not, in this scene, it is actually a wall, not a lake !

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Australian income tax form

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Australian Taxation Office - new simplified income tax form:
    1. How much money did you make?
    2. Send it to us.

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Coffee

Coffee first. Your bullshit second.

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Heaven has no need for windows and gates

Conversation between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs after Steve passed away in 2011-10-05 ...
    Bill Gates: "How's Heaven Steve?"
    Steve Jobs: "Perfect Bill. It's just that it doesn't have any wall or fence ..."
    Bill Gates: "So?"
    Steve Jobs: "We don't need windows and gates."
    Hehehe

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Behind bars

What do you see? Try backing away from the computer.

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Tower of Pisa

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A woman wanting to use the Tower of Pisa as a dildo  :-)

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Tree

Stone tree growing in a brick wall - does any one know where was this picture taken?

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Interesting and unusual Knight moves - 1

The Knight can make fascinating moves on a chessboard. Enjoy these chess puzzles:

Puzzle 1 - White to move and draw. Solution is in the comment section.

Puzzle 2 - White to move and win. Solution is in the comment section.

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Baobab

This is a 2000-year-old Baobab tree in South Africa. It is also called the Tree of Life.

Another big Baobab tree

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Coins defying gravity

This coin structure is possible without glue ... Just a matter of the power of money, or the power of boredom, or made of New Zealand coins ... hollow and no value  :-)

How is it made?  Initially, during the build, there is support on the floating side. Once the structure is built, remove the support.

Shesh Mani Singh built the following structure.

Timothy J. Hutama built the following one:
Reference: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hutima/7518768994/in/photostream

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Bondage

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Wife ties up husband in bed
so she can have a good night's sleep.

Husband: "WOW ... Exciting ! ... Now What ?"
Wife: "Nothing ... That's it."

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Man hour

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They're called "Man Hours" because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes.

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Thongs padlocked

To prevent your thongs from being stolen, lock them with a sturdy padlock.

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Curiosiy on Vagina

Curiosity - We are all born with it.

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Curiosity on vagina

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Curiosity

With this, I'm going to control your life !

Girl: "Mommy says it is a future gold mine and I should not show it to any boys !"
Boy: "Really, my dad says it is where all his money goes !"

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Buddha on happiness

A man asked Lord Buddha, "I want happiness."

Lord Buddha said:
    First remove 'I', that's ego.
    Then remove 'want', that's desire.
    See, now you are left with only 'happiness'.

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Breasts change the path of light, according to the theory of relativity

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According to the theory of relativity,
massive objects like breasts, can change the path of light.   :)

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Husband never listens

Wife: "You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear."
Husband: "Sure, I'll have a beer"

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How to explain sex to children

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Another way of using pens - to explain sex to children !

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