Beautiful St Andrew's Cross spider

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No one quite understands why these
St Andrew's Cross spiders weave a big X of
white thick ribbons (Stabilimentum) on their webs.

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How to stop illigal immigrants

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Officer: "I've done it, Sire.
I've solved the illegal immigrant problem !"

King of ID: "How ?"

"All I had to do was to make some upgrades
to our border fence ..."

WELCOME TO ID
40% unemployment
Don't bother. All the jobs have been shipped to India.

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Wife shot dead husband

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Wife on the phone: "I'm sorry, you just missed him."

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Husband doing nothing

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Background: Two old men on a park bench

My wife said, "Whatcha doing today?"
I said,             "Nothing."
She said,        "You did that yesterday."
I said,             "I wasn't finished."

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Cat sees lion in mirror

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What matters most is how you see yourself.

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Unspoken communication

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Unspoken communication ...
Difference between men & women

(Comic by Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman
from the LA Times)

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Kangaroo sex

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Kangaroo sex ...

One reason why you don't want to
take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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3 Stages of Life

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The 3 stages of life ...
Succinctly illustrated by women's bums.

1)  Kids' bums

2)  Young women's bums

3)  Old women's bums

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Best sunset photo ever !!!

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Best sunset photo for a girl, ever !!!

Light ray through a girl's hole !!!

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Hoodoo Rocks, Yehliu, Taiwan

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Strange rock formation, called hoodoo rocks,
at Yehliu, Taiwan; taken in 2010 April.

Tourists having their photographs taken in front of
this rock nicknamed "Queen's Head Rock"

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Kangaroo sex

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Kangaroo sex ...

One reason why you don't want to
take a child to a zoo or animal park.

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Girl masturbates guy's penis, mistaken for cow's udder

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While milking a cow, girl asks guy,
"What the hell are you looking so pleased about?"

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Sydney Opera House

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Sydney Opera House

Beautifully lit up in the 2009 Luminous Festival
(Photographed by Brian Eno in 2009-06)

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Artificial Insemination

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In an artificial insemination clinic:
Insemination by a funnel

Doctor:
"Sorry about the inconvenience, Miss ...
But we have a very small budget here ..."

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Wife throws out husband bathing with Bubbles

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Wife to herself:

Did I really throw my husband out on the street
stark naked for taking a bath with bubbles ?

Yes I did, and I threw Bubbles out too.

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Maroooned on a desert island with 3 women

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Guy marooned with 3 women on a desert island ...
He lights a small signal fire  :-)

Women:
Say !  Shouldn't that signal fire be a lot bigger ?

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Penitentes in Aconcagua - highest mountain in South America

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Penitentes are:
Dazzling natural-forming ice columns,
or more accurately ice blades,
that stick up at sharp angles towards the sun.

Rarely found except at high altitudes,
they can grow taller than a human
and form in vast fields.


Pictures

These were taken by me in Jan 2009
on a mountain slope somewhere between
"Plaza Argentina" base camp and high-camp 1,
in Argentina's Mt Aconcagua,
highest mountain in South America.


1)  First, an entire slope of penitentes
     with a trail through it.

2, 3)  On the slope now.

4)  More of the tall penitentes.

More pictures on my Aconcagua climb are in
this link:
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Cat brings mouse to BBQ

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At a BBQ

Man to cat with mouse:
"Not today, we have guests."

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Map of the World

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Not an upside down map !!!

This is a proper map of the world
where Australia is in its rightful place ...
in the middle and at the top.

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Epitaph on Grave - 1

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Gustava Gumersinda Gutierrez Guzman
1934 - 1989
Rest in peace

A memory from all your sons
(except Ricardo who did not pay any money)


Warning: This picture may be a fake.

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The key to financial survival is a tight arse

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The key to financial survival is a tight arse.
Hold on to your money.

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Topiary - Face like

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Face-like topiary

Location: Garden in Chiang Kai-Shek's Residence,
                 Shilin, Taipei, Taiwan
Date: 2010-April

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Woman hate housework

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I hate housework !

You make the beds,
do the dishes,
and six months later,
you have to do them all over again !

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Motorbikes parking area in Taipei city center

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Taiwan people love their scooters.

Here, an entire block in Taipei city center
is reserved for scooters parking only.
(Picture taken from top of Taipei 101 Building.)

In this main street, there is no parking space
for cars, only for scooters ...
all the way as far as the eyes can see !!

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Innovative product - A belt which can also measure your waist

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Wouldn't it be a great idea
if your belt can also measure your waist !?!

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Motorbike parking space for disabled person

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Photograph taken in Taipei in 2010 ...
How can a disabled person ride a motorbike !?!

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Buns, shaped like breasts

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Ah!  Yummy buns that look like breasts ! 😊

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Evolution - monkey to man to pig

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Evolution - monkey to man to pig

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Ducks!!! - How a family gang steal money from a woman

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Ducks !!!
A family gang stealing money from woman !!!

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Clairvoyant see no war and no people

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Clairvoyant:
    I see a time when there will be no wars.

King:
    That will be great !

Clairvoyant:
    Strange ... I don't see any people either.

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Innovative product not yet on the market - double umbrella ... for the girlfriend

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Double umbrella
Handy when going out with your girlfriend

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Charlie Brown's penis erection is not due to allergic reaction to girls

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Charlie Brown's penis erection 😊

No, Charlie Brown,
that doesn't mean you're allergic to girls !

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Penis trophy from divorce settlement

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One woman to another:
"I got it from a divorce settlement."

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You are a liar, Charlie Brown. I will not drown if you take it out !!!

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Charlie Brown and Lucy in water !

Lucy:
"You are a liar, Charlie Brown.
I will not drown if you take it out !!!"

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