Tarzan and Jane

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Tarzan and Jane swinging on trees
    and
the reason why Tarzan yelled: "iiiiiuuuaaaaahh" !

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Albert Einstein or Marilyn Monroe

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At normal screen viewing distance you should
see the face of the great scientist Albert Einstein.

If you are short sighted, take off your glasses.

Alternatively, squint your eyes, or
walk backwards far enough from the screen,
then you should be able to see Marilyn Monroe.

This Marilyn Einstein hybrid image was created
by Dr Aude Oliva for the March 31st 2007 issue
of New Scientist magazine.

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Hidden words in line patterns

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There are words hidden in these line patterns.

I can't sleep trying to find them.
Can you see the words?

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Always start dieting tomorrow

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I always start my diet on the same day ...
tomorrow.

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Condom machine rejects request from fat woman

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We have reviewed your request for condoms
and find you unsuitable to fuck.

Accordingly, we are returning your coins.

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Can you find the cat in this photo?

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Can you find the cat ?
It is well camouflaged in this photo.

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Be nice to fat people

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Be nice to fat people.
One day they might save your life.

Background:
Bear chasing hikers 😊

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Pussy looking up skirt

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"I don't see the resemblance"

Some comments people have made:

- There is no resemblance,
  because the other one is shaved.

- Maybe that cat isn't looking at
  a real Greek woman.

- Resemblance or not,
  their breath still smells like fish.

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Old woman sunbathe in the nude

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Why older women shouldn't sunbathe in the nude.

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Survey on foreigners

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A recent survey in the United Kingdom
asked the following question:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now ?

Ansower :
    18% said: YES
    82% said: ???  (I don't know Arabic 😭)

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Guess your sperm count in a fair

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Queues in carnival fair stalls  !!!  :-)

Guess your sperm count ... $20 ... long queue
Guess your weight ... $1 ... no queue

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Sex question - female, not 4 times a week!

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Interviewer to blonde:

In the line marked "sex",
you should have put 'Female' ...
Not 4 times a week !

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Eye test chart for men

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Eye test chart for men

The optometrist is a sadist !!!

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Wish your friends fat

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Please God,
if you can't make me thin,
make my friends fat !

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How the word Boob was invented

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How the word Boob was invented ...

Based on:
    - Top view   : B
    - Front view: OO
    - side view  : b

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Huaband enters bathroom, man ducks under water

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Hello, Darling, I'm home early !

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Will I really sink?

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Ooh, will I really sink
if you take your finger out, Mr Horniman ?

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Sex question

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Doctor: Do you indulge in sex, miss ?
Girl:       Infrequently, doctor !
Doctor: Is that one word or two ?

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Marabou Stork

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Marabou Stork live in Africa, south of the Sahara.
It has a large sac at its throat.

How weird !!!

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Northern Ireland, Giant's Causeway

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The Giant's Causeway is an area of about
40,000 interlocking basalt columns,
the result of an ancient volcanic eruption.

It is located in County Antrim on the
northeast coast of Northern Ireland,
about 4.8 km northeast of the town of Bushmills.

More details are in:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant's_Causeway

Many thanks to Vivienne Bartle for
sharing the following 2 photos.

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Road signs to Senior Center

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Road signs to:

Senior Center
    - Don't forget
    - Remember to turn !
    - Wake up !
    - Lunch only $4
    - Turn now

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Barrack Obama ogling a woman's bum

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Here is US President Barrack Obama,
appearing to be distracted ...
ogling at a rather shapely female's bottoms.

The President of France, Nicholas Sarkozy,
appears to be watching him,
with a smirk on his face !

Well, no harm done.

After all Mr Obama is also just another
vulnerable man 😊

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2011 June - Sydney Vivid Festival, Sydney Opera House lit up at night

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2011 June - Sydney Vivid Festival

Sydney Opera House lit up at night

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Innovative product evolution: iPhone to iPad to iBoard to iMat

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2008  iPhone
2010  iPad
2012  iBoard
2014  iMat

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Osama bin Laden planking on top of World Trade Centre twin towers

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With the recent craze on Planking,
even Osama Bin Laden wants to do it.

Note:
Planking is the act of lying still horizontally
on crazy places.

Reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_(fad)

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Conversation between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates

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Conversation between:
    Steve Jobs  of Apple
    Bill Gates    of Microsoft


Steve Jobs: Remember when we were poor ?
Bill Gates:    No.
Steve Jobs: Me neither.
Hehehe  Hehehe

Bill Gates:    I went to a bank yesterday
                      to talk about a loan.
Steve Jobs: Why do you need a loan for ?
Bill Gates:    I don't, the bank does.
Hehehe  Hehehe

Steve Jobs: Let's flip a coin.
Bill Gates:    Flip what ?
Hehehe  Hehehe

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Strange spider web

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Does any one know the name of the spider
which weaves this unusual spider web ?

Note that the web is dense at the centre,
sparse at the middle rings,
then dense again at the outer rings.

Quite unusual.

Date & Location
2011-05
Great North Walk bush trail
Sydney region of NSW, Australia

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Why men stopped going to the Moon

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Why men stopped going to the Moon

Sorry, Houston ...
Still no sign of anything to kill.
We are heading back now.

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Keep Well Left

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A road sign somewhere in South Africa in 2011

KEEP WELL LEFT

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I hope they like pee soup

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Natives boiling two adventurers in soup

One adventurer to another:
"I hope they like pee soup."

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Judges give female skater pefect 10 scores

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Female ice skater dropped her knickers
and raised her leg !

Skating judges gave her pefect 10 scores !

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Cannibal dad tells cannibal son to eat mother

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Cannibal son:
"Dad, can we take her home and eat her ?"

Cannibal father:
"Fuck that !  We'll take her home and
eat your mother."

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iRon, as in iPod/iPhone/iPad

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You have bought her an iPod.
You have bought her an iPhone.
You have bought her an iPad.
Now you can buy her an iRon.


Here is a picture of a girl's computer,
complete with a mouse and mousepad.

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Caterpillars having mass orgy sex in Mt Bogong, Vic, Australia

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Perga affinis (Spitfire Sawfly) ...
Are they have mass orgy sex ?


1)
Photo taken in 2006 January
on Staircase Spur trail
while climbing Mt Bogong, Vic, Australia

Trip report is in this link:
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2, 3)
Photos taken in 2011 March on Staircase Spur trail
while climbing Mt Bogong, Vic, Australia

Trip report is in this link:
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Spitfire Sawfly are not true caterpillars.
They are the larvae of a wasp,
or more accurately a Symphytan.

These larvae are gregarious.

They are often found in a mass
of many individuals
on the ground or on Eucalyptus tree trunks.

When disturbed,
they exude a nasty smelling fluid
from their mouths.

This latter habit has given them
the common name of "Spitfires",
although they do not actually spit the fluid,
just dribble it.

The larvae also are inclined to tap their tails
in some form of communication with the group.

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Lady selling Margaritas on the beach

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For all of you folks thirsting for ways
to make a buck 😊 ...

And they say there are no new business ideas !?!

Here is a lady selling Margaritas on the beach,
reportedly clearing $1250.00 per day.
The jobs are out there!

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Innovative Product: Bicycle for women

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One woman to another
on a new exercise bicycle design:

The faster you peddle,
the faster his tongue goes in and out.

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Mosquito shot down by man farting in bed

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Mosquito shot down by man farting in bed

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House for sale

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House for Sale by Owner
Because my neighbor is an asshole!

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