This photo of a heart formed by two geese
was taken at Featherdale Wildlife Park,
Sydney, Australia.
It is so cute !
The following heart shape formed by people
jumping into the air is interesting,
but not sure whether it is done by photo editing.
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Guy: (Rubing an oil lamp)
Genie: (Out of the lamp)
Behold !
I am the Genie of the lamp,
and I have come to grant you three wishes !
What is thy first wish ?
Guy:
More wishes !
Genie:
A genie can only grant three wishes.
This is the law.
Guy:
More genies !
Genie: (With three more genies)
Fuck.
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Initially called RapeX,
this anti-rape female condom
has since been re-named to Rape-aXe in 2006.
It was invented by Sonnet Ehlers,
a South African woman,
who was motivated to create it
while working as a blood technician
with the South African Blood Transfusion Service.
During this period, she met many rape patients,
and was inspired by a particular victim who said,
"If only I had teeth down there."
It is basically a female condom
with teeth lining the inside that works just like
the protective spikes in a parking garage ...
You can go in, but whatever you do, don't back out.
The teeth are angled so they allow penetration,
but bite like a shark as the penis is removed;
supposedly causing so much pain that
it will give the woman a chance to escape.
Further, according to Ms Ehlers, the device
will need to be surgically removed at a hospital,
which will lead to capture of the rapist.
I want to know how did they field test it ?!?
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a = 0.99999...
10a = 9.99999...
10a = 9 + 0.99999...
10a = 9 + a
9a = 9
a = 1
1 = 0.99999... !!!
Actually, there is no discrepancy.
Although the above proof lacks
mathematical vigour, but ...
In mathematics, the repeating decimal 0.99999...
can be shown to be equal to the number 1.
In other words, the symbols 0.99999... and 1
represent the same number.
Refer Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999
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Drawing of a slim body on a fat woman's dress 😊
"Hey lady,
You ain't fooling anybody ! 😊"
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The Dalai Lama, when asked
what surprised him most about humanity,
answered:
Man.
Because he sacrifices his health
in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future
that he does not enjoy the present.
The result being that
he does not live in the present or the future ...
He lives as if he is never going to die,
and then dies having never really lived.
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Sex in the eye of an electrician ...
Nothing more dangerous
than an electrician with a pen
I'll never look at a power outlet the same again !
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Love at first sight !
Calm down ! Calm down !
The shadow is a cleaner with a mop.
Not a beautiful curvaceous girl 😊
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Shadow of man with 2 pieces of luggage ...
He is like a penis,
frightens the shit out of women !
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Is the guy sitting and the girl is hugging him ?
Or is the girl sitting and the guy is hugging her ?
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Draw a circle.
Draw a square around it. Perimeter = 4
Remove corners. Perimeter is still 4 !
Remove more corners. Perimeter is still 4 !
Repeat to infinity.
Pi = 4 !
Problem Archimedes ?
The more general question is:
If you approximate a curve
by a series of straight lines,
how do you know
when you use smaller and smaller straight lines,
in the limit,
the sum of lenghs of these small straight lines
will be the length of the curve ?
I suspect it has something to do with
differentiability.
If you approximate a curve
by smaller and smaller corners,
in the limit,
the 1st order differential of the resulting curve
is no where continuous.
Whereas if you aproximate the curve
by the hypotenuse of the small corners,
the resulting curve's 1st differential
will be continuous when the hypotenuses
become smaller and smaller.
Thus the lenghts of the hypotenuses
will be able to approximate the length of the curve.
I will leave you to fill in the missing details
on why a continuous 1st order defferential
will enable the lengths of a series of
small straight lines to be able to approximate
the length of the curve.
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Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away.
Women are like WiFi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one.
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Granddad: (Remembering the good old days)
When I was a boy, my momma would send me
down to a corner store with $1,
and I'd come back with
- 5 bags of potatoes
- 2 loaves of bread
- 3 bottle of milk
- a hunk of cheese
- a box of tea
- and 6 eggs.
You can't do it now.
Too many fucking security cameras.
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Computer takes over our lives ... before and now
Computer takes over our lives ... birthday
Before: WOW, just look at all these presents.
Now: WOW, look how many people
remembered me on Facebook.
Computer takes over our lives ... playing football
Before: Mum, I'm just going out to play football.
Now: But mum, I'm playing football.
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Dear God,
Please send some clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.
Dear God,
Thank you for this food and
please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in daddy's computer.
Amen.
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Steve Jobs rings up Bill Gates from iCloud:
"Hi Bill Gates, guess where I'm calling you from ?"
Steve Jobs in iCloud to God about iHarp:
"When is the last time this device was upgraded ?
It really needs to be more user friendly.
Who's in charge of innovation up here ?
Is this available in other colours ?"
God to Steve Jobs in iCloud:
"To be honest, Mr Jobs,
the last time an Apple
caused so much excitement around here
involved Adam, Eve and a snake."
God in iCloud to Moses:
"Moses, meet Steve.
He's gonna upgrade your tablets."
"iCame, iSaw, iConquered"
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This is Part 1 ...
of a thick manual to understand woman.
Part 2 comes out in a few months' time.
Part 3 a year later.
And then Part 4 and Part 5.
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In case y'all were wondering
why witches don't wear panties when they fly ??
Well, the reason is: Better Grip on the Broom !!!
Wishing you all a Happy Halloween !!!!
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At normal screen viewing distance you should
see the face of the great scientist Albert Einstein.
If you are short sighted, take off your glasses.
Alternatively, squint your eyes, or
walk backwards far enough from the screen,
then you should be able to see Marilyn Monroe.
This Marilyn Einstein hybrid image was created
by Dr Aude Oliva for the March 31st 2007 issue
of New Scientist magazine.
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