Monday, July 18, 2016
Faces on rocks
On the trip to climb Mt Touwouwan near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I keep seeing faces on rocks.
( Photos and a write up on the climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-touwouwan-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html )
Below are 4 faces from the above mentioned blog. Has anyone noticed them besides me?
1) Taken at Pagoda Lookout, a detour on the way to climb Mt Touwouwan ~~~
Actually it looks more like the Sphinx.
I have been climbing on the rocks. For example, I was on top of the rock pointed to by the red arrow ... see my trip report in the above mentioned blog
2) Taken on the return trip after climbing Mt Touwouwan ~~~
This one looks like the face of a frog.
3) On the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
This face even has a tougue.
4) Also on the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
A happy Buddha
Faces I saw on other climbing trips:
- A face-like rock near the summit of Tinderry Twin, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/face-like-rock.html
- A face on Microstrobos Falls along Linkdeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/03/face-on-microstrobos-fallsjpg.html
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Saturday, July 9, 2016
Chess - Dancing Queen
Try these 4 chess puzzles ...
You'll be mesmerized by the White Queen dancing across the chessboard !
Puzzle 1 - White to move and win.
Puzzle 2 - White to move and win.
Puzzle 3 - White to move and win.
Puzzle 4 - White to move and win.
(Solutions: See Comment Section)
If you know other delightful dancing Queen puzzles, please let me know.
By the way, all my posts on chess can be found in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/search/label/Chess%20puzzle
Sunday, July 3, 2016
Reflection of car in water
This is an amazing photo ...
Turn it upside down and see !
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Kick politicians out of congress
Opinion pollster: "What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?"
Citizen: "Kick them out of congress!"
Saturday, June 18, 2016
Woman loves champagne diet
Gluten free, dairy free, fat free,
I love this champagne diet.
Monday, June 13, 2016
Single-core Apple processor
I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it is only a single-core processor.
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Life is like a bottle
Life boils down to four bottles ...
- Milk bottle
- Coca-cola bottle
- Beer bottle
- Drip bottle
Shit... I'm already in the third one.
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Friday, June 3, 2016
Girl exposing breasts to prove ...
Is this girl old enough to drive ?
Proof :
Needless to say,
there's no doubt in the cop's mind
that she is old enough to drive.
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Sunday, May 29, 2016
Get out of bed in the morning is like a turtle in its back
How I feel when trying to get outta bed every morning.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Mother's Day reflections
Mother on phone with baby: "Can I call you back in five years?"
Sunday, May 8, 2016
Flying carpet
Friday, April 29, 2016
Cat climbing stairs
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Sand removal service - by vacuum cleaner
At a beach:
Man offers vacuum cleaning
to remove sand from crack of ass and crotch. :-)
To all those who are unemployed ...
You can earn an income this way !
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Monday, April 18, 2016
Planned vs actual
What I planned.
What happened ... especially on my hiking trips :-)
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Thursday, April 14, 2016
Heart-shaped pool
This heart-shaped pool is at Diamond Head, Crowdy Bay National Park, NSW Central Coast, Australia.
More photographs of the lovely Diamond Head headland are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/11/diamond-head-nsw-australia-2015-11.html
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Sunday, April 3, 2016
The internet is down
Husband:
"WOW Honey, the house is so clean !
Was the internet down today ?"
Wife:
"No honey, it is my other lover
who actually cares for living together as equals.
Your stuff is packed; it's in the garage."
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Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Cleaner enters statue's vagina
"Funny, I never noticed the smile before !"
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Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Human evolution
Gorilla: "Please stop saying you evolved from us. You guys are assholes."
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Flash testicles in job interview
In a job interview:
Female personnel director
to job applicant flashing testicles:
"Very interesting Mr Walker ...
but I said let me see your testimonials."
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Monday, March 14, 2016
Face on Microstrobos Falls
A happy face looking down from Microstrobos Falls, Lindeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia
(Click on the image to enlarge it.)
I came across this waterfall during a walk on Lindeman Pass in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia. Photos and a report on this excursion are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/roberts-pass-lindeman-pass-prince-henry.html
It is curious that no one has noticed the face except me :-)
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Friday, March 4, 2016
Marriage Training
Boy: Daddy, I want to marry.
Dad: First say sorry.
Boy: For what ?
Dad: Say sorry.
Boy: But for what ? What I have done ?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But ... what's my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: But why ???
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry.
Boy: Ok Dad ... I am sorry !!
Dad: Now you are ready.
Your training is complete.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason,
you can marry.
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Monday, February 29, 2016
Who needs to go in when the advice is displayed at the door !
Planned Parenthood
Entrance in Rear
Northampton General Hospital
- Family planning advice
- Use rear entrance
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Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Bedroom & closet swap
1st woman: "So your bedroom is now your closet, and your closet is now your bedroom."
2nd woman: "I finally got my priorities straight !"
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Sunday, February 14, 2016
Breaking up
End of a relationship ...
Difference between men and women
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
When a woman says "nothing's wrong"
Homer Simpson to Bart:
When a woman says "nothing's wrong",
that means everything's wrong.
And when a woman says "everything's wrong",
that means everything's wrong.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2016
I'm the remote control
My parents had a TV like this.
I remember because I was the remote.
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Monday, January 18, 2016
Face-like rock
An interesting face like rock at the summit of
Tinderry Twin Peak, NSW, Australia
It is not hard to climb Tinderry Twin.
If you are fit and healthy, have a go at it.
Photographs and details on how to climb
this mountain are in my blog:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/10/tinderry-twin-tinderry-peak-nsw.html
As to the rock ...
Even if you don't climb it, you'll enjoy
marveling at it from the summit.
By the way,
The woman who climbed this rock is Ruoran Zhou.
If you know her whereabouts, please contact me.
Or ask her to contact me.
( My email address: mntviews@gmail.com )
Thank you !
Background:
- Ruoran Zhou was born in China.
- Studied & worked in Denmark.
- Came to Sydney Australia in 2014 (or 2015) ???
- Hobby in Sydney: Bushwalking / climbing / hiking
That's how I knew her.
- Left Australia in 2016.
Perhaps around Oct/Nov/Dec ???
To Denmark/China ???
- No one in Australia has heard from her since ðŸ˜
Some photographs of Ruoran Zhou are in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/2022/03/ruoran-zhou.html
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Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Chicken picks up eggs
One woman to another: "Henrietta provides us with eggs. And when she stops laying, we'll eat her."
Cashier to chicken: "Picken up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?"
Friday, January 8, 2016
Panties getting smaller !
Proof of Global Warming ...
Panties are getting smaller !
What will happen in 2016?
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Monday, January 4, 2016
Christmas Bucket List
Christmas Bucket List:
1.
2. Wrap
3. Send
4.
5. Make
6.
Friday, December 18, 2015
The perfect man
One woman to another:
"I want a man who is
- loyal
- faithful
- patient
- attentive
- forgiving
- unselfish
- even-tempered
- and a good listner."
"You want a dog"
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Wednesday, December 9, 2015
An impartial bear ... or is it?
White, black, man, woman, straight, gay, Catholic, Muslim, American, Mexican ...
all taste like chicken."
White before black? Man before woman? Straight before gay? Catholic before Muslim? No Jews or Buddhists? American before Mexican !?!?!?
And a liberal waiting for his government handout meal and a welfare check ... tsk tsk !
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Wife loves dog
At home
Wife to family dog:
My gorgeous darling,
I love you soooo much.
My beautiful, adorable bundle of joy.
You make me so happy !
I love you, love you, love you !
Husband:
She used to talk o me like that.
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Monday, November 23, 2015
Anti-depressant works best on a Caribbean beach
Doctor to patient:
This anti-depressant works best
if you take it with water lapping
near your hammock on a Caribbean beach.
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Friday, November 13, 2015
History at a glance
T-Rex to now: 67 million years
Now to Friday: Fucking ages
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Sunday, November 8, 2015
If you are pretty ...
Daughter:
Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals ?
Mother:
Okay, you have got this so completely backwards.
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Room for Vodka
Pessimist - glass is half empty.
Optimist - glass is half full.
Me - Yay! There is room for vodka!
Saturday, October 24, 2015
Nagging woman
Behind every nagging woman is a man not doing what he is supposed to do.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Candlelight is like vulva :-)
Attention teachers: Never assign your class to paint "candlelight".
Friday, October 9, 2015
Inconsiderate neighbour
My neighbour
knocked at my door at 3am this morning !
Can you believe it ?
3am !
Luckily, I was still up playing my drums.
Comment:
I can understand this if one is playing the piano.
But to interrupt a drummer practicing ...
tsk tsk ...
Must be a pretty inconsiderate neighbour.
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