Friday, March 3, 2017

Fire Rainboow in Singapore


A fire rainbow is a rare phenomenon ... formed when sunlight refracts through ice-crystal clouds.

Here are the photos of a fire rainbow over Singapore in 2017-02-20, around 5:10pm-ish and lasted about 15 minutes. Wish I was there to witness it !

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day ... bring your girlfriend !


Happy Valentine's Day !
Bring ur GF: 20% off
Bring ur Wife: 40% off
Bring both at the same time: FREE
Free transportation to the hospital



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Monday, February 13, 2017

Hip replacement from a zebra


One horse to another:

"I can' say I'm entirely pleased
with my hip replacement."



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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Verterinarian


Veterinarian
Because I can cure crazy animals but can't fix stupid people

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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Government helps & steals


I'm from the government, I'm here to help.

By the way, the following statements are often attributed to Roman politician and orator Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC), who once served as Consul of the Roman Republic:
     1.  The poor, work & work.
     2.  The rich, exploit the poor.
     3.  The soldier, protects both.
     4.  The taxpayer, pays for all the three.
     5.  The wanderer, rests for all the four.
     6.  The drunk, drinks for all the five.
     7.  The banker, robs all the six.
     8.  The lawyer, misleads all the seven.
     9.  The doctor, kills all the eight.
    10. The undertaker, buries all the nine.
    11. The politician lives happily on account of all the ten.

However there is no known source for these apocryphal sayings (or anything remotely resembling it) in Cicero's recorded letters, speeches, and works. Moreover, there is no record of them having been attributed to him (or anyone else) prior to 2012, when they were posted to an Occupy Wall Street-related forum. In other words, it is simply people attempting to demonstrate the aptness of a particular social or political viewpoint by putting these words into the mouth of a revered historical figure.


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Friday, January 13, 2017

Clouds hugging top of mountain range


This photo is the Tinderry Mountain Range taken at 7:37pm, 2017 January 12, near the small town of Michelago, NSW, Australia ... specifically, on Monaro Highway, 1 km south of the turn off to Ryrie Street (into Michelago), and looking towards the east.

The white stuff covering the mountain range is not snow. They are clouds. But notice it is clear blue sky everywhere !

Is there a meteorologist, budding meteorologist, pretend meteorologist out there who can explain this phenomenon?  (I think it is called orographic cloud / fog.)


By the way, the Tinderry Mountains are interesting to climb. Photos and an account of the climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/10/tinderry-twin-tinderry-peak-nsw.html

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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Heart-shaped sweat


You'll have to admire Alexa who has given her big heart to hiking  :-)
This photo was taken in May 2016 at Rigby Hill in the Blue Mountains Nat Pk, NSW, Australia.
Photos and trip report on the Rigby Hill climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/05/rigby-hill-victoria-falls-nsw-blue-mts.html
See photo #52 in the blog.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

House on tyres


Is it a retyrement home ?
But really, those foundations need a freshen up, they look a bit tyred.
So I don't know how long the house would last. Hope it would last for a good year  :-)
Yet somehow this would probably be the one house to survive an earthquake.
And wonder whether they get changed to winter tyres when it starts snowing.


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Friday, December 23, 2016

Huntsman Spider with its egg sac


I had a shock the other day when I opened a binder and found a Huntsman Spider with her egg sac. Considering the shaking to the binder when I took it down from the bookshelf and plonked it down on the desk, yet the spider was so hell-bent on protecting her egg sac that she wouldn't budge and run away. Amazing !
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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Becoming an adult


Becoming an adult
is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do !


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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Minimal g-string bikini


You wonder ...
What is the point of wearing these micro-kinis ?

Why don't these girls simply go nude !?!?!?







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Thursday, November 3, 2016

2 spiders


Please help me to identify the 2 spiders in this page:

1)  Found under a rock, on top of a pagoda-like rock formation on the plateau above Dicksonia Forest Ravine / Dingo Creek (at the 3-way corner of Blue Mountains National Park, Wollemi National Park, and Newnes State Forest), NSW, Australia ~~~~
Is it a Flat Rock Spider (scientific name: Hemicloea) ?

Above photograph is in my trip report to Dicksonia Forest Ravine (photo #38) ... click on this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/10/dicksonia-forest-ravine-nsw-blue-mts.html


2)  A tiny spider found in Awabakal Nature Reserve, NSW, Australia. (The back ground is a hat.)
Is it Phonognatha graeffei ?

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Friday, October 28, 2016

Teaching the meaning of "Politics"


The word "POLITICS" is derived from the word "poly" meaning "many" and the word "ticks" meaning "blood sucking parasites".
An oldie and still a goodie and still relevant !!!

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Content of women's magazines as a pie chart


Content of women's magazines
as a pie chart


- You're beautiful just the way you are
- Ads about losing 20 pounds in 4 weeks



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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Life is a vicious circle


Life's an uphill climb ... that keeps getting steeper.
But if you stay determined & focused ... wait; what the fuck ?!

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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Optical illusion - 12 black dots


It may look like a moving GIF,
but it is actually just a still JPG.

By Jacques Ninio.

The grid features 12 black dots.
However, it’s nearly impossible to see them all at one time.

The reason has to do with our relatively poor peripheral vision.

Basically our brain attempts to account for this uncertain periphery by simply assuming the regular pattern of gray lines would extend out into the periphery.



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Sunday, September 18, 2016

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Peopley


Some days I stay inside because it feels too peopley out there.
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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Confession on Facebook


"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"I know. I read all about it on Facebook."


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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Best form of birth control after 50


And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?"
I said "Nudity"

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

Rock looks like a crocodile's head


On the trip to climb Mt Towinhingy near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I saw this rock that looks like the head of a crocodile.
( Photos and trip report on the Mt Towinhingy climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-towinhingy-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html
)
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Monday, July 18, 2016

Faces on rocks


On the trip to climb Mt Touwouwan near Dunns Swamp in Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia, I keep seeing faces on rocks.
( Photos and a write up on the climb are in my blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2016/02/mt-touwouwan-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw.html )


Below are 4 faces from the above mentioned blog.  Has anyone noticed them besides me?

1)  Taken at Pagoda Lookout, a detour on the way to climb Mt Touwouwan ~~~

Actually it looks more like the Sphinx.
I have been climbing on the rocks. For example, I was on top of the rock pointed to by the red arrow ... see my trip report in the above mentioned blog


2)  Taken on the return trip after climbing Mt Touwouwan ~~~
This one looks like the face of a frog.


3)  On the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
This face even has a tougue.


4)  Also on the bank of Cudgegong River ~~~
A happy Buddha


Faces I saw on other climbing trips:

- A face-like rock near the summit of Tinderry Twin, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/01/face-like-rock.html

- A face on Microstrobos Falls along Linkdeman Pass, Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia ... click on this link:
http://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com.au/2016/03/face-on-microstrobos-fallsjpg.html

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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Chess - Dancing Queen


Try these 4 chess puzzles ...
You'll be mesmerized by the White Queen dancing across the chessboard !


Puzzle 1 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 2 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 3 - White to move and win.


Puzzle 4 - White to move and win.


(Solutions: See Comment Section)

If you know other delightful dancing Queen puzzles, please let me know.

By the way, all my posts on chess can be found in this link:
https://onemanadreaming.blogspot.com/search/label/Chess%20puzzle


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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Kick politicians out of congress


Opinion pollster: "What should we do with people who rely on government handouts but are too lazy to work?"
Citizen: "Kick them out of congress!"

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

Single-core Apple processor


I finally gave in and bought my first Apple device. I have to say I'm impressed, even if it is only a single-core processor.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Life is like a bottle


Life boils down to four bottles ...
   - Milk bottle
   - Coca-cola bottle
   - Beer bottle
   - Drip bottle
Shit... I'm already in the third one.



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Friday, June 3, 2016

Girl exposing breasts to prove ...


Is this girl old enough to drive ?

Proof :

Needless to say,
there's no doubt in the cop's mind
that she is old enough to drive.



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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Sand removal service - by vacuum cleaner


At a beach:

Man offers vacuum cleaning
to remove sand from crack of ass and crotch.   :-)

To all those who are unemployed ...
You can earn an income this way !



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