Penis trophy from divorce settlement

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One woman to another:
"I got it from a divorce settlement."

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You are a liar, Charlie Brown. I will not drown if you take it out !!!

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Charlie Brown and Lucy in water !

Lucy:
"You are a liar, Charlie Brown.
I will not drown if you take it out !!!"

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Racism joke on Asians & Jews

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You:         hi
Stranger: hi

You:         name?
Stranger: Chun Wu at your service

You:         Alexander Goldberg
Stranger: sup

You:         u kno i never forgave u koreans
                 for attacking Peal Harbour
Stranger: uhh. i'm chinese ...
                 and that was the japanese
                 who attacked it

You:         chinese, japanese, korean ...
                 whats the difference
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u serious?

You:         yeah
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews
                 for sinking the Titanic

You:         That was an iceberg
Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg,
                 whats the difference

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Chances of a man winning an argument - as explained by a mathematician

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Woman - as explained by a mathematician

Chances of a man winning an argument ...

During :
    -  Dating
    -  Engagement
    -  Marriage period

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When fishing with Moses, be prepared for water being parted

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"Moses, stop the crap !"

Yeah, you don't want to go fishing with Moses ! 😊

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Toothbrush - Oral Sex

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Sex - aptly illustrated by toothbrushes ...

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Widow mistakes mushroom on grave as dead husband's penis

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"Ho !!  Fred !!!!"

For heaven's sake,
will someone tell her it's a mushroom.

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A boss is like a diaper

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A boss is like a diaper ...
always on your ass, and usually full of shit !

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Coffin with room for breasts

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Inovative product: Coffin with room for breasts

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Racist dog

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White dog barks at black dog.

Even a white dog can be a ...
Racist !

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As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it is game on!

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Two old ladies playing quoits

As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on.

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Sign on church: Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Sign outside church

Adam blamed Eve.
Eve blamed the snake.
And the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

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No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit !

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No wonder the Middle East is in deep shit ...
just look at this world map !!!

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Craig's postings on lampposts

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FOR SALE

This lamppost. As is where is.
Light fittings and chattels included.

$50 ONO  or
will consider swap for a children's play house
and have a slab of beer.

Meet me here at midnight if you're interested.

You may need a spade.

-- Craig

LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND.

I'm 35
and I have an extensive DVD collection.

I can cook a little
and will even do some cleaning.

If you have a big TV
then meet me here at 6pm Friday
and we can go on a date.

It'll be fun.

I'll be wearing
    one white thong
    one brown thong
so you can recognise me.

-- Craig

SOCKS

Apparently there is a $500 fine for
putting signs up on lampposts in this area.

If you see me putting this up
can you do me a favour
and not tell anybody ?
Thanks.

While you're doing me favours,
what are you like at darning ?

It seems to be a lost skill in this disposable age.

So if you can't darn then it'll be fine
if you just get me a new pair of socks
(size 13).

Thanks again.
-- Craig

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Old fairy wants one wish

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Old fairy to rich handsome guy:

"I gave you three wishes.
Now damn it, you give me one !"

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Fresh fish to fish to bait to fresh compost

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Fresh fish

Fresh fish

Fresh fish Bait

Fresh fish
Bait Fresh compost

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Clairvoyant tells man that his wife's line is busy

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Husband:  Can you contact my dear wife ?
Clairvoyant:  Sure.

Clairvoyant:  The line's busy.

Husband:  That's her !

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Xmas lighting decoration tip - check out the house on the right

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Christmas lighting decoration: DITTO
(The house on the right)

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Maxine wearing wonder-where-they-went bra

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I think I must be wearing a
"wonder where they went" bra.

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Woman who wishes for no housework, no cooking, no cleaning ...

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Woman: I wish for ...

no housework,
no cooking,
no cleaning ...

*** Poof ***

[Woman turns into a man]

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Innovative product: Fan on chopstick

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A fan to cool noodles while eating !!!

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How do people water ski in Asia? Firecracker on a buffalo !

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How do people water ski in Asia ?
Firecracker up a buffalo's arse !

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Weigh scale makes your cry

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One little girl to another:
"Don't step on it ... it makes you cry."

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Mom calls weigh scale a liar

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One kid to another:

I think it is called a scale.
But mom calls it a fucken liar !

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Penis formed from shadow of balustrade

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The Mayor of London has decreed that
Westminster Bridge will be closed
in the early afternoon on sunny days.

This is because a strange phenomenon happens
when sunlight passes through
the balustrade of the bridge,
forming a small army of ... well ...

See for yourself !

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The proper way to weigh yourself

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How to weigh yourself and
get the most accurate result.

"I can't believe
I have been doing it wrong all these years !"
"We must get the word out !"

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Story telling flowchart - for men and women

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Male storytelling flowchart - straight line
Female storytelling flowchart - tangents aplenty

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Maurits Escher's "Day and Night"

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Maurits Escher's "Day and Night"

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Maurits Escher's "Waterfall"

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How to create a perpetual motion machine
with Maurits Escher's Waterfall

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Bernard the bear meets an alien from outer space

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Video:
Watch Bernard the Bear kicks an alien out of Earth.

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Bernard the bear destroys a treadmill

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Video:
Watch Bernard the Bear destroying a treadmill.

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Chess - How would you play?

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Chess is not a matter of life and death.
It is life and death !!!

If you are black, what would you play now?

Prof L A Summers - Paul Ma
CCLA Candidates 1975

Solution is somewhere in:
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My other posts on chess can be found in this link:
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Escher would be proud of this terrace

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Escheresque terrace

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is a chess board in this link:
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How to bite one's own nose

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Can you do this? ... Bite your own nose !

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Dust storm in Sydney

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Pictures of the Sydney Harbour Bridge:

Before and after a once-in-a-century dust storm
in Sydney on the morning of 2009-09-23.

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A real zebra crossing

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A real zebra crossing

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A man with seconds to live. Frightening!

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Wife to husband:  (about their boat)

"Did you name it after me,
like you said you would ?"

Fat Arse

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How to shit on humans

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Pigeon's manual: How to shit on humans

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