Be careful when you blindly follow the masses ...

Go to Index

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses ... sometimes the 'M' is silent.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Men - Really are from Mars

Go to Index

Last night I said to my boyfriend, "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table."
So he climbs into bed very slowly and says, "Honey, would you please pass me the pussy?"

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Basic human needs

Go to Index

Basic Human Needs:

  •  Self-actualization -
        Creativity, Problem solving, Authenticity, Spontaneity
  •  Esteeme -
        Self-esteem, Confidence, Achievement
  •  Social Needs -
        Friends, Family
  •  Safety and Security
  •  Physiolgical Needs (Survival) -
        Air, Shelter, Water, Food
  •  WiFi
  •  Battery

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Wine bed

Go to Index

Husband to wife: "I'm so glad we didn't go for one of those cheap and nasty water beds."

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Big biceps are importanter

Go to Index

"Where do you work out?"
"At the library"

Education is important,
but big biceps are importanter.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

True or False

Go to Index

How to answer "true or false" questions  :-)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Coffee Cup

Go to Index

Shhh
Almost
Now you may speak

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Mathematician views woman as math symbols

Go to Index

(The sines of Dr. Loring !)

You know, Dr. Loring,
there's more to life than math.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Footprints of animals

Go to Index

Animal footprints through the ages

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

War parade

Go to Index

In wars, soldiers are dead and wounded.
Generals get decorated in medals.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Husband and wife getting ready to go out

Go to Index

Getting ready to go out ...
Difference between husband and wife !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

self portrait

Go to Index

A cat's self portrait as a tiger  :-)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Where is mom?

Go to Index

To mom:
    I'm hungry ...
    I'm cold ...
    I'm hot ...
    Can I have ... ?
    I want to watch ...
    Where are you ?
    Can you ask Dad ?
    Can you help me ... ?
    He hurt me ...
    She hurt me ...
    I want to go there ...
    When are we ... ?
    Why are we ... ?
    Why can't we ... ?

To dad:
    Where is mom ?

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Mother drinks because of you

Go to Index

Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your mom on Mother's Day.
After all, you are one of the reasons she drinks.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at  https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Pont Neuf Bridge, Toulouse, France

Go to Index

Dear friends and colleagues,

Over the past few weeks,
I have received many funny images or jokes and
I have emailed them to friends and colleagues
who I thought shared the same sense of humour.

Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people
and received criticism for being
sexist and shallow.

So, from now on,
I am only emailing content of general interest
to all persons of sensibility and good taste.

Content such as:
    - natural beauty
    - phenomena
    - places of historical significance
    - or general interest.

I am sure you will all agree the attached picture
of the Pont Neuf Bridge, Toulouse, France,
has great historical value
surrounded by phenomenal natural beauty.

Thanks and regards

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Eye sight failing

Go to Index

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.
It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk pass the mirror.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Fat - When you realize it, it is too late

Go to Index

The past of eat is ate.
And the future of ate is weight.
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it is late.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Iridescent cloud

Go to Index

An iridescent cloud ~~~

It is an uncommon phenomenon, the result of diffraction ... small droplets of water or small crystals of ice individually scattering light.

If the small droplets/crystals are of similar size, their cumulative effect is seen as iridescent colours. The cloud must be optically thin, so that most rays encounter only a single droplet. Iridescence is therefore mostly seen at cloud edges or in semi-transparent clouds.

You may have seen this type of cloud in your own travel, or seen more colourful photos on the internet.  But it is so much sweeter if you can capture it with your own camera.

Above photo was taken on 2015 March, during a climbing trip to Gungartan Mountain in Kosciuszko National Park in NSW, Australia. Photos and trip report of that climb are in:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/03/gungartan-kerries-ridge-nsw-australia.html

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Acripeza reticulata (Mountain Katydid)

Go to Index

Acripeza reticulata (Mountain Katydid, also known as Mountain Grasshopper) ~~~
The one on left and also the one on top-right is a female. When its wings are folded, it looks like a small lump of dirt and is not easy to be spotted. But when its wings are spread out, you can see the beautiful red, blue & black bands on its body.
The male is much skinnier - bottom-right.

Just looking at the photo, you wouldn't have imagined they are the same insect !

Above photo was taken in 2015 March, during a climbing trip to Gungartan Mountain in Kosciuszko National Park in NSW, Australia. Photos and trip report of that climb are in:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2015/03/gungartan-kerries-ridge-nsw-australia.html

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Money & Grave

Go to Index

Man chases money into grave.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Women are always right !

Go to Index

Men to the left because women are always right !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Cleavage is like the sun

Go to Index

Cleavage is like the sun.

You can glance at it for only a second,
but if you wear sunglasses,
you can look much longer.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Spelling error

Go to Index

I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters
and your whole post is urined.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Penis guard

Go to Index

Penis guard for man on beach

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Smiling face in the night sky

Go to Index

Say Cheese !

In the centre of the below image, taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope, is the galaxy cluster SDSS J1038+4849 ... and it seems to be smiling.

You can make out its two orange eyes and white button nose. In the case of this “happy face”, the two eyes are very bright galaxies and the misleading smile lines are actually arcs caused by an effect known as strong gravitational lensing.

Galaxy clusters are the most massive structures in the Universe and exert such a powerful gravitational pull that they warp the spacetime around them and act as cosmic lenses which can magnify, distort and bend the light behind them. This phenomenon, crucial to many of Hubble’s discoveries, can be explained by Einstein’s theory of general relativity.

In this special case of gravitational lensing, a ring (known as an Einstein Ring) is produced from this bending of light, a consequence of the exact and symmetrical alignment of the source, lens and observer and resulting in the ring-like structure we see here.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Fart to smell like mint :-)

Go to Index

This is fartbulously fartastic ... An underwear patch to make your farts smell like mint  :-)
And when will Apple buy it and name it iFart?

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Clock

Go to Index

A smart ass recursive clock  :-)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Politician and Prostitute

Go to Index

Hi! I'm 32. I'm a politician and I'm honest.
Hi. I'm 29. I'm a prostitute and I'm a virgin.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Wolf Spider

Go to Index

The wolf spider is the only species of spider that carries its offspring this way - live, hatched and wriggling on her back!
After a gestation of 9 to 27 days (dependent on temperature) during which the eggs are carried around in a silk globe attached to the mothers stomach, the offspring hatch and climb on to her back. They stay there until they're ready to hunt alone.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

What is wrong with this picture?

Go to Index

Something is not right with this picture.
Can you see it?

(Answer is in the comment section.)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Jelly Fish has no brain

Go to Index

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain is great news for stupid people.
(Actually, this is great news for the human race too, and especially me. But wait, that means people in my office will be there forever.)

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Math for grownups

Go to Index

Math for Grownups:

Cheeseburger + Detox tea
       = Total health

30 minutes productivity + 6 hours internet
       = Good work day

1 hour gym time + 4 hours couch time
       = Total fitness

1 sale item + 10 impulse purchases
       = Good budgeting

2 hours sleep + 4 cups of coffee
       = Awake & alert

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Photography trick or car

Go to Index

How to take a photo of vintage cars on the road.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Women are like cars

Go to Index

Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer & younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

How can this happen ???

Go to Index

Truck jackknifed between tree and another truck

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Jewellery used as a remote control

Go to Index

The first remote control device ever invented ...
to open a girl's legs.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Stars

Go to Index

Which do you prefer; 5-star or 5 billion stars ?
Answer: The one with a movie star in it.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Karma is like dominoes

Go to Index

Karma - it is like this man pushes dominoes ... they will eventually fall over him.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Halloween nowadays

Go to Index

Do you have gluten-free treats, lady ?
I'm lactose intolerant.
I can't eat nuts.
I am caramel-phobic !
Do you have vegan chocolate ?
I have a nougat allergy.
Gender neutral candy ?
Organic Only !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Astrology

Go to Index

The stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Universe is made up of Morons

Go to Index

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Find cat

Go to Index

For all you cat lovers, can you find the one cat amongst 99 dogs?

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Why doesn't Osmosis work ?

Go to Index

Why doesn't osmosis work in study - from high info to low info?

Because gravity sucks !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Plastic packaging

Go to Index

One shark to another: "There's so much plastic packaging on food these days."

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Spaceship lifts off on moon

Go to Index

Astronaut mumbling to himself

Man, in this low gravity
I feel like I can lift anything !
I bet I could even lift up the ship !

Hya !

... Oh crap !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Both are grey colour!

Go to Index

Both blocks are grey in colour. Use your finger (or a strip of something) to cover the middle section and observe !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

In a pub - dog painted on the stomach of a man

Go to Index

In a pub ... "No, I do not wish to see his tail wag."

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/

Optical illusion - moving oranges

Go to Index

If you move the computer screen rapidly up and down, or use the scroll bar to move the browser window rapidly up and down, you can see the central square moving !

Go to Index

Please visit my main page at http://mntviews.blogspot.com/