Amy Chi's hand
Amy can explain Relativity better than Einstein !
"When I want to be close to my boyfriend,
my hand is blue-shifted."
"And when I'm dumping him quick and fast,
my hand is red-shifted !"
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(Santa
down chimney
finds couple having sex on couch 😃)
Santa: Errr ... We'll pop back later.
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I find it helps to organize chores into categories:
- Things I won't do now.
- Things I won't do later.
- Things I'll never do.
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Daughter: Daddy, I want ice cream !
Daddy: Believe me, me too honey.
But mommy only gave us enough money for
3 beers !
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2024 October 18
A text message exchange:
Paul Ma:
WOW !
You are a painter too !
You don't just a have a pretty smile.
You are multi-talented !
Amy Chi:
Yeah, I am not only "pretty" face,
I've got Brian.
If you are the Brian ...
Lucky that she has you 😀😀😀
(Or unlucky you 😀😀😀)
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Cat 1: Did you get me anything
for Valentine's day ?
Cat 2: This warm spot.
Cat 1: Got you one too.
Cat 2: I love it.
Cat 1: Same.
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In a rest home ~~~
Old man : How do you feel about sex ?
Old woman: I like it infrequently.
Old man : Is that one word or two ?
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Close your eyes.
Then barely open them to peek.
What do you see ?
Jesus, the sheperd
Jesus ... in a market in a city
Jesus ... in a drink stall
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Sornkin Lam's shadow
on the opposite wall and on the water.
But, how is this shadow formed ???
Ok, just a coincidence 😀
Location: Belmore Falls area
Morton National Park, NSW, Australia
2024-September-01
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Two women talking to each other
1st one : Where is your husband ?
2nd one: We had an argument. He is in the garden.
1st one : I was there and I didn't see him.
2nd one: Dig deeper.
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Location:
Porch of the Caryatids
near Clarence, NSW
Reference:
https://www.bushexplorers.com.au/encyclopaedia/porch-of-the-caryatids
Porch of the Caryatids
Refers to a natural pagoda, located on the cliff top
directly above the Main Western Line,
between Tunnels No. 9 and 10,
in the Blue Mountains.
This pagoda is underpinned by 8 brick columns
to prevent it collapsing onto the railway line below.
Named by Michael Keats on a Bush Club walk
2012-Feb-06.
(Caryatids are sculpted female figures
serving as architectural supports
taking the place of a column or a pillar.
One of the best known examples is
a porch annex to the Parthenon
on the Acropolis in Athens, Greece.)
Photos
Sweet sexy Cherry in a bushwalk in high heels !
Porch of the Caryatids
2024-August-03
1) Cherry at Porch of the Caryatids.
2) Geez ... Cherry is sexy !
3) The one and only sweet sexy Cherry !
4) You just have to love Cherry !
5) I want Cherry !
6) Cherry !
Love her legs and high heels !
7) WOW !
8)
9) I'm speechless !
10)
11)
12)
Now, how can I to get a date with Cherry ???
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[Rant on]
I found Australian bushwalkers / hikers
are a friendly / sensible bunch of people ...
... Except a guy named Adrian Sie.
He is loud-mouthed;
and talks as if he has the most knowledge
about bushwalking / hiking.
And yet, at the time of this writing,
he doesn't lead hiking trips.
He badgers others to take him instead.
He is a hangers-on, like a leach.
I took him for a bushwalk once.
Then no more.
He was too slow.
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Anyway, on 2024-July-06
Sam Dworry organised a bushwalk to Lion Rock
in Mugii Murum-ban State Conservation Area.
She invited me to lead.
We had about 8 or 9 people going,
including Adrian Sie.
Then, Adrian wanted to add 2 more of his friends.
I said no ... because:
- I don't know Adrian's friends.
- 8 is the max group size I'm willing to lead.
So Adrian sent this message to the group
formed for this trip.
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He said he didn't trust me.
(Fancy saying this in public !)
He also said he withdrew from the group
(and thus the trip).
That was fine by me as I didn't like him anyway.
But 2 days later, he rejoined the group and the trip !
(Probably because Sam asked him to rejoin us.)
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I don't like a guy who
doesn't have the conviction in himself.
If he publicly declared he withdrew from the trip,
then he should stick to his declaration
like a man !
Does this guy have no pride in himself ???
[Rant off]
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If you are interested ...
The bushwalk to Lion Rock in
Mugii Murum-ban State Conservation Area
is in this link:
https://mntviews.blogspot.com/2024/07/lion-rock-mugii-murum-ban-sca-nsw.html
It is an interesting bushwalk.
Well worth a trip !
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Wife : Invite me at least to the restaurant
or cinema !
Husband: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Wife : But I'm your wife.
Husband: I don't make exception !
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Little kid : Gramma, where did you grow up ?
Grandma: I grew up in a little town
called Oakley, Idaho.
Little kid : Where did grampa grow up ?
Grandma: He didn't.
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Life coach: As your life coach, I will help you become the woman you want to be.
Woman : What do you charge for this ?
Life coach: $1500 per hour.
Woman : Then the woman I want to be is a life coach !
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In a job interview:
Interviewer:
We're looking for someone
who can do the work of six men.
Woman:
That's a shame, I was looking for a full-time job !
Interviewer:
We're looking for someone
who can do the work of two men.
Woman:
Oh, so it's only part-time ?
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