Penis trophy from divorce settlement

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One woman to another:
"I got it from a divorce settlement."

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You are a liar, Charlie Brown. I will not drown if you take it out !!!

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Charlie Brown and Lucy in water !

Lucy:
"You are a liar, Charlie Brown.
I will not drown if you take it out !!!"

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Racism joke on Asians & Jews

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You:         hi
Stranger: hi

You:         name?
Stranger: Chun Wu at your service

You:         Alexander Goldberg
Stranger: sup

You:         u kno i never forgave u koreans
                 for attacking Peal Harbour
Stranger: uhh. i'm chinese ...
                 and that was the japanese
                 who attacked it

You:         chinese, japanese, korean ...
                 whats the difference
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u serious?

You:         yeah
Stranger: ......
Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews
                 for sinking the Titanic

You:         That was an iceberg
Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg,
                 whats the difference

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Chances of a man winning an argument - as explained by a mathematician

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Woman - as explained by a mathematician

Chances of a man winning an argument ...

During :
    -  Dating
    -  Engagement
    -  Marriage period

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When fishing with Moses, be prepared for water being parted

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"Moses, stop the crap !"

Yeah, you don't want to go fishing with Moses ! 😊

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Toothbrush - Oral Sex

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Sex - aptly illustrated by toothbrushes ...

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